good news/bad news Doctor Who

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: The portable gun warmer falls into the grill of the TARDIS floor, instantly frying the navigation circuits, causing them to travel further back in time and materialize 1000 ft above Philadelphia.

worst news: The TARDIS comes crashing down, killing the First Congressional Congress of the United States as they are debating the Articles of the Constitution.

[White Knight]

Good news: the Congress was only wounded, with the exception of the guy campaigning for strict gun control.

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: The rest of the Congress don't own portable gun warmers.

[gatebuster64]

good news: deputy-assistant-second-prime buys them some

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: They're all pre-used. Ewwwww!

[BC - 303]

Good news, Jack manages to fix the tardis controls so they can stop the anymass from crashing with the earth.

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: The anti-mass particles collide with the TARDIS...and tragically, in the process of operating the TARDIS, one of crewmember's shoelaces accidentally becomes untied.

[gatebuster64]

good news: no one liked that particular crew member anyway

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: He trips over his shoe laces and accidentally impales the Doctor with his oversized novelty Swiss Army Spoon...which is composed entirely of Nerf.

[BC - 303]

Good news: - that perticual crew member came up with a cunning plan to do with the anti gravity feild

Can i do two?

if so

Bad news: - Nobody likes them so nobody listened.

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

Good news: The crewmember went ahead and executed his cunning plan.

Bad news: That was the new crewmember, Baldrick, who wouldn't know a cunning plan if it paraded naked in front of him, singing "Cunning plans are here to stay". Long story short...he opens the TARDIS doors in midflight which sucks everyone out into the time vortex.

[gatebuster64]

new rules:
1. one news per post
2. no double posting

good news: the time vortex takes them only forward two seconds in time

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: They just nearly missed setting the record for the smallest time jump while flying about unprotected in a vortex, which still stands at 1.9999345 seconds.

[gatebuster64]

good news: two seconds was just an estimate, they're actual time was 1.9999344 seconds

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: They shouldn't have announced the estimated number, as it has cast great doubt on the validity of their accomplishment...and there was no official observer to record the results.