Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

[JJSNgadget]

Oooooh very good...



Doctor: James I need you to press that button, turn those switches, and hold that lever...and QUICKLY!!! Otherwise the universe will explode.
(Moments later...BOOM!!!)
James: This button???

arrrrrggghhhh, i-cant-green.

JEREMY: "You idiot, you've killed us all."

[Allestian]

arrrrrggghhhh, i-cant-green.

JEREMY: "You idiot, you've killed us all."

JAMES: "Ah...but if I killed us all then neither of us would be talking."

[JJSNgadget]

JAMES: "Ah...but if I killed us all then neither of us would be talking."

HAMSTER: "So you're saying we're not dead?"
JEREMY: "Not yet. Death has to double back, we were going so slow."

[Kady]

Could you imagine Jeremy Clarkson test driving the SUV.

(Please acknowledge that I know nought about cars apart from the basics of driving them)

JC: Power steering, left side handbrake, radio, CD player, MP3 insert, mobile phone on the front, two computer systems, broadband wireless, CRIMINT on the back seat. This isn't a car. It's my Christmas list on wheels...

Hamster: And you can issue a ticket for James when he goes too slow.

Oooooh very good...



Doctor: James I need you to press that button, turn those switches, and hold that lever...and QUICKLY!!! Otherwise the universe will explode.
(Moments later...BOOM!!!)
James: This button???

Um...have i started something here? *snickers*

[Allestian]

HAMSTER: "So you're saying we're not dead?"
JEREMY: "Not yet. Death has to double back, we were going so slow."

*Chokes on her pizza*

JAMES: "Well I'd like to see you do better."
JEREMY: "Okay then."
(Placed into the same situation...)
DOCTOR: "Jeremy! I need you to press that button, turn those switches, and hold that lever...and QUICKLY!!! Otherwise the universe will explode.
JEREMY: "What? This button, these switches and this lever?
DOCTOR: "No...that button, those switches and THIS -
(BOOM!!!)
DOCTOR: "Lever..."

[Madeleine]

LOLOL. More please.

[JJSNgadget]

*Chokes on her pizza*
JAMES: "Well I'd like to see you do better."
JEREMY: "Okay then."
(Placed into the same situation...)
DOCTOR: "Jeremy! I need you to press that button, turn those switches, and hold that lever...and QUICKLY!!! Otherwise the universe will explode.
JEREMY: "What? This button, these switches and this lever?
DOCTOR: "No...that button, those switches and THIS -
(BOOM!!!)
DOCTOR: "Lever..."

Nooo, don't choke. *gives you heimlich* That would be a tragedy against Gateworld.

Um...have i started something here? *snickers*

Yes you have started something.
I would green you but it won't let me.
I have started the Top Gear DW/TW thread.

[Allestian]

All I know...

There you go.

Erm...now what???

Don't make me bring back the BBQ wings...

[JJSNgadget]

*during lunch*
Tosh: "... and the man says 'that's not my penguin that's my brother.'"
*laughter*
*Jack chokes on a fried scallop*
Gwen: "Oh my god!"
Owen: *rolls eyes* "Leave him be."
Gwen: "What! He's choking to death--oh."
*Jack dies, comes back*

[Kady]

Jack: *singing* In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, but now, God knows, anythi-
*BANG* *THUD*
Owen: *puts gun down and wipes hands* Ah, much better!

[JJSNgadget]

Jack: *singing* In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, but now, God knows, anythi-
*BANG* *THUD*
Owen: *puts gun down and wipes hands* Ah, much better!

Gwen: "Ew, now there's brains all over my computer."
Ianto: "You shot him, you clean it up."
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Ianto: "ohgodohgodohgod, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jaaaaaaaaaack!"
Gwen: "I though these walls were soundproofed."
Tosh: "They are."
*bright glowing from Jack's office*
Jack: "Iaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnto!
Owen: "He's using his immortality? For sex?"
Tosh: "Well, Ianto's gonna be out for the next few hours."
Gwen: "I'm going home. There's really no point in working without Ianto's coffee."

[sillyscipia]

Jack: *singing* In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, but now, God knows, anythi-
*BANG* *THUD*
Owen: *puts gun down and wipes hands* Ah, much better!

Owen: *singing* Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
Gwen: You know that song is about the Black Death, right?
Owen: uh, no, I did not. It really is?
Gwen: Yup. Posies were thought to ward off the plague, so people carried them around everywhere. And people were sometimes burned in an attempt to stop the spread of the disease. And the "We all fall down!" part is death. You fall down and die.
Owen: Thanks for that, Gwen. I really needed a history lesson today.

(Yes, "Ring around the Rosie" is indeed about the Black Death. Kinda of morbid, ain't it?)

[JJSNgadget]

Owen: "I'M KING OF THE WEEVILS!!!!"

[AvatarIII]

*Screech* *Splat Splat Splat*

I think the Pteradactyl has eaten something dodgy

[Kady]

*Screech* *Splat Splat Splat*

I think the Pteradactyl has eaten something dodgy

Thats disgusting!! LOL!