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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub
*looks up from the floor, holding her sides* oh gods... i've just read the whole thread....
Ianto: uh... Jack... i have some news. *hands him a pregnancy test... showing positive.* i'm pregnant... your the father.
Jack: oh.. *blinks* well i guess it's those 51st centry genes for you.... they seem to work wonders... *pauses.* pregnant.... damn... erm.... WHAT!
Ianto: i took the test twice... it's still positive, plus Owen just ran the blood test... blood doesnt lie either.
Jack: oh boy... i'm screwed now.
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Gwen: damn you Jack... can't you and Ianto wait til the hub is empty before playing your games on nekkid hide and seek?
Owen: ew... i didn't want to see that.... *blinks*
Tosh: ohhh my eyes my eyes.
JACK: What's wrong with saving the world in my jimjams.
IANTO: The fact that you don't wear any.
OMG!!!
ROFL!!!
*Is currently laughing on the floor*
Oh no I have to be funny now...
*Ianto Jones walks into Starbucks*
Ianto: I'll have one of those, two of them, one of those and oh! I'd like to try that one.
Salesperson: Drinks for your work colleagues Ianto?
Ianto: Yup!!! I've worked there for about three years now and they still think that I make the coffee.
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