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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub
Jack: "I've decided to create new rules for the Hub. There's to be...no kissing, no hugging, no smiling, no laughing, no smut...no having fun of any kind. Especially me."
(GUNSHOT)
Owen: "Now that we have that cleared up..."
Jack: "I've decided to create new rules for the Hub. There's to be...no kissing, no hugging, no smiling, no laughing, no smut...no having fun of any kind. Especially me."
(GUNSHOT)
Owen: "Now that we have that cleared up..."
*Jack comes back again*
Jack: What was that for?
Owen: you'd clearly lost your marbles. We were-*hostile glares from everyone else*-okay, I was trying to help you find them again.
Jack: And you thought shooting me would help?
Owen: Well, it's worked in the past.
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*Jack comes back again*
Jack: What was that for?
Owen: you'd clearly lost your marbles. We were-*hostile glares from everyone else*-okay, I was trying to help you find them again.
Jack: And you thought shooting me would help?
Owen: Well, it's worked in the past.
*Ianto walks in*
Ianto: "I told the Witchdoctor I was in love with you, I told the Witchdoctor..."
*Notices Owen*
Ianto: "I was just thinking about you."
The Hub...
Jack: "Mmm. The Sub-Etheric Resonator smells lovely today."
Ianto: "It's my own fragrance, sir: a sweet blend with woodsy undertones, blending top notes of jasmine with middle notes of red berries and honey with base notes of vanilla, chocolate, and caramel."
Jack: "And you call yourself the wedding fairy?"
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