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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub
Jack Sparrow: Pistol. See? *holds it up*
Jack Harkness: That thing is old. Let's get you something better. *takes Sparrow to pick out a gun*
*Claps hands*
Let's see if I can do this:
(To the tune of lovely bunch of coconuts)
JS: "Gracious Jack, what a load of alien guns..."
JH: "Yup, you got it. If you see one, then just let me know."
(Dum, dum, dum)
JS: "Blue ones."
JH: "Green ones."
JS: "One that's just like a keg..."
JS: "Gracious Jack, what a load of alien guns..."
JH: "Yup, you got it. If you see one, then just let me know."
(Dum, dum, dum)
JS: "Blue ones."
JH: "Green ones."
JS: "One that's just like a keg..."
That is beyond bad - I am soooo sorry.
*snickers* Nice, Ally.
Both: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Jack Sparrow: We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Both: Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Jack Harkness: We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Both: Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Jess | he/his/him | future ruler of the universe
"Roger that. Remind me to underachieve twice as hard from now on."
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*jaw drops* OMG! I was not prepared for that one!! *cackles* I've got a feeling The Doctor would be saying that to Captain Jack as well!! *snickers*
Captain Jack: "You'd better keep an eye on that screwdriver of yours..."
Doctor: "Oh really. Why's that?"
Captain Jack: "Well...if any of the girls get bored..."
Doctor: "Shelves?"
Captain Jack: "I was thinking...lower..."
Doctor: "Cabinets?"
Captain Jack: "Do you need to spell it out...they'll be putting up...never mind..."
Doctor: "Bench? Table? Wardrobes?"
Captain Jack: "For an intelligent advanced species - you're dense."
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