Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

[sillyscipia]

Jack Harkness: "Depends...what did you shoot me with???"

Jack Sparrow: Pistol. See? *holds it up*
Jack Harkness: That thing is old. Let's get you something better. *takes Sparrow to pick out a gun*

[Allestian]

Jack Sparrow: Pistol. See? *holds it up*
Jack Harkness: That thing is old. Let's get you something better. *takes Sparrow to pick out a gun*

*Claps hands*

Let's see if I can do this:

(To the tune of lovely bunch of coconuts)

JS: "Gracious Jack, what a load of alien guns..."
JH: "Yup, you got it. If you see one, then just let me know."
(Dum, dum, dum)
JS: "Blue ones."
JH: "Green ones."
JS: "One that's just like a keg..."

That is beyond bad - I am soooo sorry.

[sillyscipia]

*Claps hands*

Let's see if I can do this:

(To the tune of lovely bunch of coconuts)

JS: "Gracious Jack, what a load of alien guns..."
JH: "Yup, you got it. If you see one, then just let me know."
(Dum, dum, dum)
JS: "Blue ones."
JH: "Green ones."
JS: "One that's just like a keg..."

That is beyond bad - I am soooo sorry.

*snickers* Nice, Ally.

Both: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Jack Sparrow: We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Both: Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Jack Harkness: We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Both: Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

[Allestian]

(Gwen walks in)
Gwen: "So that's what you did when you left..."

[nx01a]

The Doctor [to random companion]: It's NOT a vibrator!!!!

[Guest]

The Doctor [to random companion]: It's NOT a vibrator!!!!

The sonic screwdriver?

"It has three settings"

[Kady]

The Doctor [to random companion]: It's NOT a vibrator!!!!

*jaw drops* OMG! I was not prepared for that one!! *cackles* I've got a feeling The Doctor would be saying that to Captain Jack as well!! *snickers*

[Allestian]

*jaw drops* OMG! I was not prepared for that one!! *cackles* I've got a feeling The Doctor would be saying that to Captain Jack as well!! *snickers*

Captain Jack: "You'd better keep an eye on that screwdriver of yours..."
Doctor: "Oh really. Why's that?"
Captain Jack: "Well...if any of the girls get bored..."
Doctor: "Shelves?"
Captain Jack: "I was thinking...lower..."
Doctor: "Cabinets?"
Captain Jack: "Do you need to spell it out...they'll be putting up...never mind..."
Doctor: "Bench? Table? Wardrobes?"
Captain Jack: "For an intelligent advanced species - you're dense."

[nx01a]

Martha [to Jack]: Hmm. I thought yours would be bigger on the inside, too.

[nx01a]

The sonic screwdriver?

"It has three settings"

Seriously, did you see the... *sonic device*... that Tosh had to make? Come ON now! It looked very... The producers on TW did that intentionally.

[Guest]

Seriously, did you see the... *sonic device*... that Tosh had to make? Come ON now! It looked very... The producers on TW did that intentionally.

Yeah I expect so

[nx01a]

Yeah I expect so

I edited that post slightly. Decided another icon was necessary in a certain place for effect.

[nx01a]

Donna [to The Doctor]: Why do I get the feeling I'm not the first woman you've sweet talked into your little box?

[Guest]

I edited that post slightly. Decided another icon was necessary in a certain place for effect.

It works well

[Kady]

just thinking, imagine Captain Jack and Russell Brand meeting? Oh, ye God!! *snickers*