What would make it great to have James T. Kirk as best man at your wedding ?

[KL70]

If you were getting married and you had to have James T. Kirk as your best
man (whether it's the Bill Shatner or Chris Pine, younger or older version
is irrelevant, but it'd have to be him and no one else, although other
Trek characters can also be present), what for you would (seriously or
humorously) be the best thing about it, in terms of any humorously or
creatively witty comment/s or thing/s you'd most like Mr. Kirk to say or do at the ceremony.

[Spimman]

Time to Boldy Go Where No Man's Gone Before!

[DigiFluid]

Time to Boldy Go Where No Man's Gone Before!

I suppose someone had to say it

[Spimman]

"You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street...you know how you feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know."
-- Kirk in 'Charlie X'

[Captain Obvious]

I think it would be great in that, he would give one helluva a toast, but it would be bad that in the end, all of the brides friends would stop talking to her after he " Kirk'd" the whole batch of bridesmaids.

[P-90_177]

I'd just want him to yell "KHHHHHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!" At some point.

[the fifth man]

I think it would be great in that, he would give one helluva a toast, but it would be bad that in the end, all of the brides friends would stop talking to her after he " Kirk'd" the whole batch of bridesmaids.

I couldn't agree more, with pretty much everything you just posted.

[Captain Obvious]

I couldn't agree more, with pretty much everything you just posted.

When you need the obvious posted, look to the Captain.

Another benefit of "old" kirk.

Shatner's....Talking Style....Would....sound Amazing....when....drunk off the open....bar