Loki/Tom Hiddleston Thunk/Appreciation Thread

[Ikorni]

*magnetises* the helo to suck in the flying Jag.

[Starship Trooper]

*magnetises* the helo to suck in the flying Jag.

*Waits for Jag to stick to helo then plugs time-travelling hair dryer into the teleporter and appears over helo*

Now. Can we please sit down like halfway decent and sane individuals and come to some kind of arrangement?

Otherwise, I'm going to resort to my Jedi mind tricks and convince Tom that you and pookey are not the fangirls he's been looking for.

[pookey]

*car crackles and disappears* You are surely not asking for reason from demented fangirls

[Starship Trooper]

*car crackles and disappears* You are surely not asking for reason from demented fangirls

*tracks energy signature for car*

Now, now, pookey. You didn't think it would be that easy did you?

[pookey]

Yup
*reappears next to stargate,operates them all and shoots thro, it closes after*
Track that dear

[Starship Trooper]

Yup
*reappears next to stargate,operates them all and shoots thro, it closes after*
Track that dear

Oh. So it's going to be like that is it?

Well. I suppose I should inform you that I gave Tom a little recall device that he can use *if* he switches it on. Since he's probably still out cold, it would've been immune to the EMP. When he wakes up and sees himself stuck in the boot of a Jag he'll turn it on, press it and come straight back to me.

So there.

[Ikorni]

prepares a kickarse lightsaber. Now i'm prepared to fly into the stargate in my supercharged helo. *mind tricks wormhole*

[Starship Trooper]

This is turning into an episode of Adventure Time. Anyone seen that? It's insane: just like this thread.

And I like it.

*sends telepathic wake-up call to Tom*

[pookey]

But you are assuming Tom wants to join you He is awake and he gave it to me *sends a blow up Tom back*
and never seen it dear

[Ikorni]

*Pulls Tom back from the edge and away from Pookey with a hot archaeology professor rope and carts him off down through the wormhole in my helo*

(I'm throwing in Indiana Jones for the heck of it)

[pookey]

*grabs rope and follows tom up it* I will save you Thomas

[Ikorni]

He's already saved! I've saved him from crazies like Trooper and Pookey!

[pookey]

He likes crazy women He is mine, you are Hydras hussy *steals Hydra*

[Ikorni]

*converting Tom to the dark side*

Tada! ---> LOKI, here I come!

[pookey]

You Lokified him ?
Cool, Loki is a bad boy and should be punished