Loki/Tom Hiddleston Thunk/Appreciation Thread

[Starship Trooper]

I knew it.

*goes off to buy a roof rack*

[pookey]

You aint putting that on my car *throws Tommy in boot and drives off* asta la vista baby

[Starship Trooper]

You aint putting that on my car *throws Tommy in boot and drives off* asta la vista baby

Not even if we strap a mattress to it?

And. You should've learned this from last time... *activates the Tom Tracker*

[Ikorni]

Oh dear, are we back to kidnapping and dirty games again?!?!

[Ikorni]

Not even if we strap a mattress to it?

And. You should've learned this from last time... *activates the Tom Tracker*

Who needs a mattress when the floor/boot will be perfectly fine? Just sayin', you know, every surface with Tom is precious.

[Starship Trooper]

Who needs a mattress when the floor/boot will be perfectly fine? Just sayin', you know, every surface with Tom is precious.

Every surface OF Tom is precious.

But I don't think there's enough room in that F-type Jag to swing a pookey in.

[Ikorni]

Every surface OF Tom is precious.

But I don't think there's enough room in that F-type Jag to swing a pookey in.

Now we're swinging *that* way eh?

[pookey]

Im thinking its a different type of kitty shes talking bout, not the F Type, more the P Type
*activates EMP* puts an end to ya tracker

[Ikorni]

*pilots a helo and lifts the entire Jag up*

There. Tom's mine.

[Starship Trooper]

What the frig?!?

I leave for a sandwich and now there's a flying Jag with an EMP?!?

Give me a minute while I call my teleporting spaceship.

[Ikorni]

*brings out the gunner in the helo*

I'm ready! I'm ready for intruders. *neutralising target(s)* Now! BWAHAHAHAH.

[Starship Trooper]

Careful! Tom's still in the boot of that car and you're going to bruise him up! And not in the way he may like!

[Starship Trooper]

*Giant teleporting spaceship appears right over flying Jag*

You are now trapped in my cargo hold.

Now. Release your cargo and we can all sit down and come to some kind of... mutual agreement.

[pookey]

*Jag sprouts wings and flys off. leaving the evil Ikorni and Trooper behind*

[Starship Trooper]

*Jag sprouts wings and flys off. leaving the evil Ikorni and Trooper behind*

What the heck?!?

Teleporting posts, I see? *grumbles*

Where's my time-travelling hair-dryer when I need it?