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"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense."sigpic
"I don't know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry" - Coombs
"The men cheered! The women fainted! The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - Amanda Tapping
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Originally posted by Spacegirlnz View Post"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense."I write articles/features/reviews for I'm With Geek.com now. Check out our stuff if you get a minute!
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". . .So we'll integrate non-progressional evolutionary theory with God's creation of Eden. . . . Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. . . eleven is an important number, prime number, one goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one.
Noah's Ark is a problem."
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Can't remember the exact quote, but River said something along the lines of "You're afraid you're going to suffocate. Don't worry you won't. You'll freeze to death first". There were also some awesome stuff in Chinese: (The Mandarin characters showed up as a bunch of question marks when I first tried to post it, so I've just put in the English translations)
[Translated from Mandarin Chinese]
"Pretty lady, hire me for the night and I'll open you like a flower..."
"You wanna bullet? You wanna bullet right through your throat?"
Mal, to Simon after getting punched
I am very ashamed. I didn't eat a Fruity Oaty Bar.
Guy in Fruity Oaty Bar commercial shown in Maidenhead tavern
"I neither see nor hear you..."
[Beaumonde] Woman, in reply to man's propositionKnow that there are two kinds of knowledge: the knowledge of the essence of a thing and the knowledge of its qualities. The essence of a thing is known through its qualities; otherwise, it is unknown and hidden.
As our knowledge of things, even of created and limited things, is knowledge of their qualities and not of their essence, how is it possible to comprehend in its essence the Divine Reality, which is unlimited? ... Knowing God, therefore, means the comprehension and the knowledge of His attributes, and not of His Reality. This knowledge of the attributes is also proportioned to the capacity and power of man; it is not absolute --- Bahá'u'lláh
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Some of my faves from war stroies, sorry about any reposts
[The rescue team comes upon Mal struggling with his torturer.]
Zoë: This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No! No, it's not!
Zoë: Oh.
[Zoë, Jayne and Wash shoot the torturer.]
Mal: I hear y'all took up arms in that little piece o' action back there. How're you faring with that, Doctor?
Simon: I don't know. I, uh… eh, I never… never shot anyone before.
Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
Zoë: [deadpan] Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: Now something about that is just downright unsettlin'.
[Book pulls out a rifle.]
Book: This should do.
Zoë: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...
MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
Spoiler:MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
AND
MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
Me: Times it by that really big number!
MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
Me: How should i know?
MBA: Its on the board
Me: Then whats the point in asking???
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MAL: We may experience some slight turbulance.....and then....explode.
JAYNE: We're gonna explode? Aw Mal, I dont wanna explode.I write articles/features/reviews for I'm With Geek.com now. Check out our stuff if you get a minute!
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