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Oh gosh that is sooo funny, I had to scroll down and type with the line out of view so I could actually type and not be in a total fit of hysterics! I'm wiping tears here! lol"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand!" Mark Twain (1835-1910)"But you see, just because we've been dealt a certain hand doesn't mean we can't choose to rise above it. To conquer the boundaries of a destiny none of us wanted. To try and retain whatever essential humanity we can." ~Edward from TwilightHistoric Connections Ancient history resources business my Dad runs...go check it out -
Probably been said but:
Wash: I dont recall pulling over!Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
- Joss Whedon - Equality NowComment
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Don't read this if you havn't seen the movie but I love the entire first part where you see serenity for the first time.
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Classic. But I really love the outtakes from serenity especially.....
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The one in my sig is one of my favorites from the movie.sigpic
"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
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A useful quote: "Some people juggle geese". I use it whenever Mr W comes up with a comment about my (or other people's) silliness
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Ah Wash, a whole heap of the great lines came from him... "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
- Joss Whedon - Equality NowComment
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Gotta love all the Chinese lines...I've been trying to learn a few myself. I've already taken to telling my cat to "be zhway"when she's yowling at me to feed her.
And I have have actually used some of the best stuff in conversations - like "I can kill you with my brain," and "Where there monkeys?"
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Too many, too many. And they've all been listed.
So here it goes anyway:
I loved this whole exchange from Serenity
Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' 'twix my nethers that t'wernt run on batteries.
Mal: Oh God! I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
Or
Jayne: Are you sayin' she's a witch?
Wash: Yes, she's a witch, Jayne. She has had congress with the beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
And from the same episode:
Simon: I gotta go check on my assassin.
My favorite second River line:
Mal: Am I dreaming?
River: We all are.
Mal: (Rolls his eyes.)
River: Don't make faces.
My favorite River line:
River: My food is problematic.
And of course, the ultimate:
Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.
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Mine is one of the famous Jayne phrases:
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
One of my fafourites.
But another of my favourites, while not one-liner... i used it quite a few times on forum signatures... funny one:
Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "
Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"
Mal: "Politely."Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
...We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
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Oh yeah love that line and most of the one-liners from jaynes townOriginally posted by The Signal View Postsigpic
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Wow! YAY! FF quote thread. Here's a few I enjoyed immensly... ETA: And I shall put them in a cut cos ZOMG!That's a LOT!!! Zoiks... I love this show too much methinkst.
Spoiler:~Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth. ~
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that last one is one of my favorites tooOriginally posted by sunny View Postsigpic
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River: Noah's Ark is a problem.
River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. . . they say the ceiling will cave in. . . his brains are in terrible danger.
Book: River? Please, why don't you come on out?
River: No. Can't. Too much hair.
Book: Is that it?
Zoe: Hell yes, preacher.
Inara: . . .He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal and he can be unrelenting. . . but there's this side to him that's so. . .
Fess: You mean, you actually know Jayne?
Inara: Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb?
River: He looks better in red.Comment
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CROW
Keep the money. Use it to buy a
funeral. It doesn't matter where
you go, how far you fly -- I will
hunt you down and the last thing
you see will be my blade.
MAL
(sighs)
Darn.
He kicks Crow back -- and the huge fellow is instantly SUCKED into the engine of the ship. It's very sudden, but the resultant crunching noise goes on for a bit.
A beat, and Zoe shoves one of Crow's henchmen in front of Mal.
Mal
(continuing)
Now. this is all the money
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They're all mint, someone post some more coz I just read through all six pages and demand more.
MORE QUOTES, DAMN IT! lol
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