Favorite Serenity / Firefly one-liners

[Tracker]

I love that line, not just because of the words - which are great, and can be applied to your own life - but because its Jayne who says it. Its his way of saying "I'm gonna do the right thing", and no one else needs to say a thing, because you know that if Jayne the mercenary is willing to do what's right, everyone else is too.

Yeah..I love those moments that give a character more depth.

[Hex.FTB.enabled]

Book: A government is a body of people, noticably ungoverned.

[Sela]

I don't think I posted it here but another couple of my favorite lines comes from Zoe & Jayne:

Zoe to Mal: "Take me sir. Take me hard."
Jayne: "That's just downright disturbing."


ROFL!

[White Knight]

BADGER: Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testacle, but I managed to get my hands on a couple.
*Mal and Jayne laugh*
BADGER: ...of invites!


Damn, this thing of censoring offensive words is getting a little out of hand. I can't write the word spelt s, n, i, g, g, e, r.

[Ascended Times.2]

I concur...Oh, no...The censors turning into Runescape!!!

*Runs*

Well, one of my favourite lines in chinese is:
Wash: Wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh
Translated means: Holy mother of god and all her wacky Nephews

Ah...good times...I noticed there weren't many Chinese favourite lines.
I'm off now, i'd probably post more, but I gotta go. Cya all ya firefly fans

[Mysty]

JAYNE: Anybody remember her coming at me
with a butcher's knife?

WASH: Wacky fun...

JAYNE: You wanna go somewhere, little man?

WASH: Only if it's someplace with
candlelight.

Cracks me up every time.

[rohannen of zorbia]

Ever since I found out what it means, I've been especially enjoying:

Mal: "Da xiang bao zha shi de la du zi! Are you offerin' me a trade?"

apparently, the Chinese part means "The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!"

[White Knight]

*after Saffron knocks everyone out and steals the shuttle*
MAL: [But what was her goal?]
BOOK: Besides molesting innocent Captains?

I love that one.

[Ascended Times.2]

Ah, I use "Wacky fun..." All the time...and, yes it was The explosive diarrhea of an elephant so, so funny!

I'm back, so more chinese one-liners!
Wash: "Ai ya, hwai leh!"
-Translated means, "S*** on my head!"
Yo-Saph-bridge (Muaha!) : "BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO!"
-Translated = "Stupid inbred stack of meat." When she was insulting monty (Marty...Can't remember)
Mal: "Fahng-tzong fung-kwong duh jeh" -Translated "A knot of self indulgent lunacy"
Or, of course...one from Jayne (Of course it's dirty): "FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen" Translated: "A babboon's a**-crack"

[Elite Anubis Guard]

LOL great, nice translation. If Green was working, you'd get one.

[Ascended Times.2]

Green be workin' mate, at least for me...
*Soz, just stoppin' by to say, Ai Ya Australian TV! Always behind on dang Sci-fi shows...*

[Sela]

I would love to use the Chinese curses but I'm afraid i would miss promounce the words and really offend some one!

Does anyone have the translation for the curse that Shepard uttered when he saw that Mal's ear had been cut off? I loved the way he spat that out - sounded really cool.

[rohannen of zorbia]

according to this page,

http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/episode3.html#ws

(which is now on my favorites list)

it means "filty fornicators of livestock"

[-Major Woody]

"I swell at the thought of you in me. And I see you do, as well." -Saffron to Mal, Our Mrs. Reynolds

[StarzSkyMoon]

most of my favorites have been covered already but i like this one

"Man walks down the street with that hat people knows he is not afraid of anything" - Wash The Message

Haha that scene cracks me up

Lizbeth