Favorite Farscape Quotes

[geekywraith]

Picture If You Will
Crichton: Maldis! C'mon you old *******, show your ugly face. Haven't you read the super villain's handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.

[rosey_angel]

Relativity

Rygel: Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.

Rygel: I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.
-----teeheehee i tell ppl that when they mock my height

[geekywraith]

Thanks for Sharing
Crichton: Cross my heart, smack me dead...stick a lobster on my head.


The Ugly Truth
Crichton: There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.

[lordofseas]

Look at the Princess: The Maltese Crichton

Aeryn: I know, it hurts. You want it to not hurt? Well, next time, hold on to the frelling wall!

[McClance]

"You're the draddest."
"I'm pleased that you think so."
-- Chiana and Pilot, "Promises"

[geekywraith]

Durka Returns
Crichton: Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don't have time to play this game.
Durka's gone Hannibal Lector on us.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

"I think he has my nose."

-Rygel.

[geekywraith]

Won't Get Fooled Again

'Officer' Crais: "Assault on a Police Officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm.
Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... Twenty-Nine Dollars and Forty Cents.
Cash, check, or credit card?"

[rosey_angel]

PKW

Aeryn: Ah, but you see. You don't just protect me, we protect each other.
---le sigh, so beautiful

Rygel: Fine. I want this miracle of life the frell out of me!

[shipper hannah]

Won't Get Fooled Again

Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
Crichton: No...
Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you!

[mrscopterdoc]

Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!

I like this one so much I had a sig made for it.

[gotthammer]

various episodes, by various characters:
"CRICHTON!" (usually in accusatory or angry tones )

[SunKrux]

various episodes, by various characters:
"CRICHTON!" (usually in accusatory or angry tones )

Or when Aeryn was in pain in the eps "The Choice" because she lost him(well the clone or whatever of him).

[the Fifth Race]

Hi all. It's good to be back on GW again. Here are a few Crichton diddies I recently took note of while watching blocks of various episodes from different seasons.

Crichton - 'It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.'
(Family Ties)

Crichton - 'Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.' (The Locket)

Crichton - 'There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.' (The Ugly Truth)

Crichton - 'It's going to be more real than real. It's going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in sensoround' (A Clockwork Nebari)

[gotthammer]

'Thank God It's Friday. Again':
Aeryn: "She gives me a woody"