Favorite Farscape Quotes

[McClance]

A few great Rygel lines from "Green Eyed Monster":

"I'm the eater not the eatee."

"My mother always said I'd die from incompetence. Now I finally know what she meant!"

"Sebaceans are ugly. Not stupid."

[Jack_O'Neill_fan]

And he speaks KLINGON!!!!

Who speaks Klingon??? John??? Because I speak Klingon too!!!

[LoneStar1836]

Who speaks Klingon??? John??? Because I speak Klingon too!!!

In the first episode of Season 4, Crichton says something to the bad guys in Klingon..."get off my ship" or something to that effect.

[Jack_O'Neill_fan]

In the first episode of Season 4, Crichton says something to the bad guys in Klingon..."get off my ship" or something to that effect.

Cool!!! I'll have to see if I can translate it. How do you know he says it in tlhingon (Klingon)?

[LoneStar1836]

Cool!!! I'll have to see if I can translate it. How do you know he says it in tlhingon (Klingon)?

It was in the dvd extras to the best of my recollection.

Course in the dialogue, he claims it was ("You didn't get that one, did'ja? 'Cause it's Klingon!"), but something in the extras explained what he said...that they didn't just make something up and claim it was Klingon but actually put the effort into trying to use the actual language.

[malcite]

The Klingon he uses is translated on the episode review on tv.com

[Stewart5]

Dear God....................

[rosey_angel]

Premiere

Crichton: You fart HELIUM?

Crichton: Don't move or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light.

Crichton: That's big. That's really big.

Crichton: How about we show them a little compassion?
Aeryn: Compassion? What is compassion?
Crichton: Compassion? Wha... you're kidding, right?

Aeryn: Sir, he claims to be a human, from a planet called Erp.

Crais: Human? It will require some study. I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you're made of.

Zhaan: Pilot, does Moya know where we are?
Pilot: Yes, of course! We're someplace else... I'll get back to you on the specifics.

[USS Defiant]

I watched the pretty good season 1 episode PK Tech Girl with my wife last night. A better episode than I remembered. I wrote a few funny and memorable quotes, I hope you enjoy.

Zhaan: Confront your demons Rygel, or they will chase you from the shadows to your grave.

Gilina: I can't believe you're not Sebacean.
Crichton: Human. It's kinda like Sebacean, but we haven't conquered other worlds yet so we just kick the crap out of each other.

Aeryn: When you told me endless tales of your home, you spoke of forests and rivers and valleys. While I was thinking of walls not unlike these.
Crichton: Well, I'm sure it looks better with carpeting.

Crichton: You know what happens in these movies? The guy and the girl always end up surviving...liking each other.
Gilina: We have such fiction also.
Crichton: It's a small universe.

[Infinite-Possibilities]

In the episode where they were infected with parasites that caused them to feel each other's physical pain:

Rygel: Crichton, I think the girls are in troubllllllle!

Crichton: That's brilliant, Holmes!

[Thunderstorm]

A few more Premiere quotes

John: "Uhh ... Canaveral?"

John: "What is the matter with you people?"

Rygel: I am Rygel the 16th, dominar of over 6 billion people. I don't have to talk to you.

John: "Boy was Spielberg ever wrong. ... Close encounters, my ass."

[McClance]

From "Losing Time":

"Girls, we'll all sit down and watch John. Off we go..."
"What if I have to piss?"
"Well then, we will all urinate together."
--D'Argo and Chiana

(John is trying to talk to Moya through a DRD)
"We don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're going to try the Star Trek method: one blink for yes, two blinks for no. Got it?"

"This plan is so bad it has to be ours."
--D'Argo

"I've been feeling a little angry..."
"That's normal for you."
--D'Argo and John

[the Fifth Race]

From "Losing Time":
(John is trying to talk to Moya through a DRD)
"We don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're going to try the Star Trek method: one blink for yes, two blinks for no. Got it?"

LOL, I love that quote. It insults Star Wars and gives Star Trek props (sort of) all in one tiny sentence. Great stuff!. The other quotes from that episode were quite funny as well.

[rosey_angel]

"I've been feeling a little angry..."
"That's normal for you."
--D'Argo and John

heehee i like that one

exodus from genesis


Pilot: Do not let her execute that command!
Crichton: (wrestling with "Aeryn") Thanks, Pilot, that's a big help! edit

D'Argo: (about the replicants) We will kill them all.
Zhaan: And how will you tell us from them?
D'Argo: We will cut off the tip of our small finger for identification.
Crichton: (picks up a can of spray paint) How about something a little less permanent?

Rygel: Mother always said I was the best-looking. That's why she had my other brothers banished--she said my face belonged on the imperial seal.

[Infinite-Possibilities]

"Did you send the 'Don't shoot, we're pathetic' message yet?" - John Crichton

I just saw that episode again a after a while and had not remembered that one.