Favorite Farscape Quotes

[McClance]

From "...Different Destinations":

(Aeryn and Jool are arguing)
"Ladies, this is a peace memorial. Let us not kill one another."
--D'Argo

"You look scary."
"You should have seen my father."
--Cyntrina and D'Argo


From "Eat Me":

"I'm warning you: I'm gonna end up killing that red-headed tralk."
"Whatever..."
--Chiana and John, the latter telling the former to stay with Jool and the transport pod

"You know, we don't have weapons on our planet. We don't have violence, we don't have war--" (Chiana smacks her) "What the frell?!" (Chiana strikes again; Jool hits back just as hard, then grabs her hand in pain) "Frelling hezmana!"
"See? Violence. You'll get the hang of it."
--Jool and Chiana

"Stay back. Stay back or I swear I will kill you."
"I don't think that's very polite."
--D'Argo and Kaarvok

"If you try anything while I'm gone, whatever you have in place of mivonks, and wherever they may be, they'll be gone when I get back."
--Aeryn to Rygel when the latter threatens to leave the injured Talyn and Crais behind.

[Infinite-Possibilities]

Einstein's and Crichton "Time" banter from Peacekeeper Wars.

[LoneStar1836]

Won't Get Fooled Again

Crais: Have you any idea how much trouble you're in?

Crichton: Yeah.....do you?

Crais: I like your style, Hombre. But this is no laughing matter. ..... Assault on a Police Officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to...Twenty-Nine Dollars and Forty Cents. ...... Cash, check, or credit card?

[Thunderstorm]

Won't Get Fooled Again

That ep had some of the funniest lines.

My favorite
Crais: You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney.

I think I watched that ep a couple times before I caught that line.

And of course the line right after that

"If you can't afford one - tough noogie!"

[LoneStar1836]

That ep had some of the funniest lines.

Too true. I love that ep. Watched it again the other day.

These two as well....

Infinite Possibilities

Stark: Let me be your eye!
Rygel: Perfect! The half-blind leading the blind.


Crais: What can you see?!
Stark: Damage, damage, damage.
Crais: Whatever would I do without your verbal gifts?!


Crichton: Furlow... is it always about the money?
Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean... how much sex can you have?
Crichton: I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet.


Furlow: Don't be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. That's my motto.


Crais: Scarran Dreadnought... this is Captain Bialar Crais-- Peacekeeper. Approach any closer... you will be engaged and destroyed.
Stark: They must be terrified.


Stark: I have no prayer for that.

[Stewart5]

LOL, It's from the great season II episode Liars, Guns and Money.

Crichton: You ever heard of KFC?

Akkor: KFC?

Crichton: It is to my knowledge, unique in the Universe and unique is always valuable. Now, we have managed to procure the eleven secret ingredients...

Most awesome! Cheers!

Crichton has got to be the best for quotes tho. Look up any Crichton line and ur onto a winner

[SunKrux]

Premiere -


John - What is the matter with you people!

John (after Rygel farts) - What just happened here? You fart helium?

[Infinite-Possibilities]

Show of force! It's the only thing Klingons understand!

[Stewart5]

Show of force! It's the only thing Klingons understand!

True....true

[the Fifth Race]

Some random Rygel diddies.....

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Different Destinations

Rygel: 'Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane dribblings.' -Green-Eyed Monster
Rygel: 'I'm nobody's puppet! - A Clockwork Nebari

Rygel: 'Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.' - Liars, Guns and Money - A Not So Simple Plan

[McClance]

Some random Rygel diddies.....

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Different Destinations

That was actually D'Argo.

[Stewart5]

Aeryn Sun: This is a bad combination: Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused.
General Ka D'Argo: Crichton is always confused.

Alien: You fear me.
John Crichton: No, you just smell

John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

General Ka D'Argo: Why do our plans never work?
John Crichton: Murphy's Law.

Just a small helping off some of the very best

[McClance]

From "Thanks For Sharing":

"Oh! It's not working. It's not helping. Talyn's dying. Not waking up!"
"Astro. Work now; freak later. Work now; freak later. Work now…"
"Oh yeah…yes, that's fair."
"Good."
"How much later?"
--Stark and Crichton

"Target anything that looks important. Government house, mansion, McDonald's, whatever."
--Crichton

"John Crichton. Wizard of Oz."
--John, introducing himself the planet's ruler.

"At least he's out of your nose."
"Hair!"
"Yes, that's what I meant. At least he's out of your nose hair."
--D'Argo and John, talking about the other John

[Thunderstorm]

Green Eyed Monster:

AERYN: Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

CRICHTON: Yo, Jonah, we have been swallowed! That is down, and I, for one, do not want to be budong chow!

CRICHTON: It was my idea, but it'll work?
AERYN: Well, the cables are iridium alloy. As long as we hit bone, we should hold fast.
CRICHTON: Good. I must be smarter than I look.
AERYN: That would be easy.

STARK: They're a frelling shipping hazard. Our ships energy fields make us... 'electromagnetic candy'.
RYGEL: I've never heard anyone say that!
STARK: That's because they're all dead!

CRICHTON: Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky-flesh. Kind of like my Aunt Ruth's special jello.

[Jack_O'Neill_fan]

"Spare me the technobabble, gadget girl, let's just get on with it." -- Chiana to Gilina -- Nerve