Favorite Farscape Quotes

[McClance]

From "Out of Their Minds":

Aeryn/Rygel: "What is the matter with you?"
John/Aeryn: "Is my body all right?"
Rygel/John: "I have to..." (whispers to John/Aeryn)
John/Aeryn: "Now?"
Rygel/John: "Yes, now... right now..."
Chiana/D'Argo: "You can't go now, you have to hold it."
Rygel/John: "I don't know how to hold it, Chiana. I don't know this body."
John/Aeryn: "Then go, j-just go!"

Chiana/D'Argo: "Do you know what you're doing, Crichton?"
John/Aeryn: "No, I don't, Chiana. I'm making this up as I go."

Zhaan: "By the goddess! What is this madness that has overtaken all of you?"
Aeryn/John: "We'll explain later, just shoot us, Zhaan. Full power, and don't worry we'll have the screen up."
Zhaan: "Are you sure about this Crichton?"
Rygel/Aeryn: "Shoot the damn gun, you blue-a__ed b____!"


Like "Crackers Don't Matter", this episode is full of great quotes.

[nx01a]

From the immortal Crackers Don't Matter...

Scorpius: Kill her! Then we'll have pizza... and margarita shooters!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOq0T980x8E

[rosey_angel]

Suns and Lovers

John: It's Scooby Doo time

Borlik: Where are you going?
John: You win. We lose. You outsmarted us.
Borlik starts to laugh to herself
John: But that door you're stuck to…it's detachable!
Borlik: NO!
John: Yes
Borlik: No you lie. No you will still be purified.
John: Blah blah blah blah blah, Pilot, I'm clear, detach the door, and suck this ***** out.
Pilot: HAHAHAHA. HAHHAHAH!

Chiana: Keep your lips shut.
Rygel: You do the same with your legs!

John: You know what, I got... two hands. I can alternate, I can reduce all the tension I want

John: (softly) Been, ah, thinking about that thing we talked about. About charity... and uh... maybe...
Aeryn: Maybe you were right. We should do nothing.
John: What about body fluids?
Aeryn: (smiling) There'll be a backlog.
Rygel: Fluid levels? Backlog? Is there some kind of problem?
John: (to Rygel) Shut up.
Rygel: Hum? What did I say?
Aeryn and John: Shut up

[rosey_angel]

Self Inflicted Woulds 1; Coulda Woulda Shoulda

Aeryn: Insane?
Crichton: Since birth.
Aeryn: Suicidal?
Crichton: Test Pilot

Crichton: Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is Ryg, if you're gonna dig your way out.

[the Fifth Race]

A few herbivore quotes today

Zhaan: 'Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.' - Self Inflicted Wounds - Wait for the Wheel

Zhaan: 'I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.' - Rhapsody in Blue

Zhaan: 'Am I the only species in creation that doesn't thrive on conflict?' - Throne for a Loss

[McClance]

From "My Three Crichtons":

(probably not accurate, but you get the idea)
"Don't belong."
"I don't really belong here either."
"Your time. Not mine. My fate, I accept."
--Neandro Crichton & John Crichton

"He's got your memories."
"Chiana, half the galaxy has got my memories."
--Chiana and John, about Neandro

[Starbase]

From the creepy season 3 episode Incubator

Crichton Clone: (after Scorpius shows John his childhood) Is this fairy tale over with yet?
Scorpius: Everything I show you is true!
Crichton Clone: No doubt. Scorpy, the teenage hero outwits the Scarrans, makes it look easy. You going for pity or applause?

Scorpius: (when the clone refuses to help him) I will not let you leave!
Crichton Clone: Do you think neural clones go to Heaven? Well, wherever I wind up, when I see your momma, I'll be sure and give her your regards!

Crichton: (about the Talyn and the threat of the Retrieval Squad) You're the one who decided we should stay away and let them deal with it.
D'Argo: Which suits you perfectly so you can indulge yourself.
Crichton: Fine, I'm indulging myself. Maybe I'm entitled once in a while.
D'Argo: Yep, once in a while.
Crichton: You wanna push this? Mr. Let's Go Find My Son?

[McClance]

From "Look at the Princess, Part 1":

"What's that smell?"
"What?"
"It's your hair. It smells."
"Zhaan gave me something."
"Smells good. I like it."
"Well, it's not for you to like."
"Oh, then, what's it for?"
"It's for me to like."
"You don't like that I like it?"
--John and Aeryn

(Moya has just been targeted)
"We gotta do something." (Zhaan begins praying) "Something useful."
--Chiana

"I want to talk."
"I want to talk less."
"We tried that. It leads to kissing."
--John and Aeryn

"I am not leaving this world!"
--John, after his second kiss on the royal planet

(Aeryn kisses Rygel)
"Sweet. How pleasing."
"Yes. Very unexpected."
"I wish you two the best of fortunes."
--Aeryn, Rygel, and a Sebacean man

[rosey_angel]

^ bwahaha love that last one!

[Starbase]

A little Rygel love on a Monday.

Rygel: 'Mother always said I was the best looking. That's why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.' - Exodus from Genesis

Rygel: 'You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!' - DNA Mad Scientist

Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' - Relativity

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Liars, Guns and Money

Rygel: 'Repent? We have less than an arn. I was a Dominar. It'd take me longer than that to repent.' - Suns and Lovers

[Thunderstorm]

A little Rygel love on a Monday.

Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' - Relativity

I love that one!!


John: Rygel is an obnoxious gas bag and who is going to shell out for that.
Rygel: He's right. I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular ... unconscious.

About Rygel:
John: The little hairball took it to decorate his sceptre.

John: Don't you tempt me Fluffy.

[Starbase]

I love that one!!.

Another Rygel diddy and John venting ....

Rygel: "Uh, Zhaan, are you fully clothed?"
Zhaan: "I'm not wearing a scrap. I'm as nude as a new-born baby."
Rygel: "Then go away, and don't insult my eyes with your naked blue extremities." - Till the Blood Runs Clear

John: "I'm sick of it Aeryn. I'm sick of Napoleon the fourteenth. I'm sick of blue, I'm sick of tentacle-man and guess what? I'm sick of you." - Jerimiah Crichton

[McClance]

More from "Look at the Princess":

"On my planet, we don't marry people we don't love. Unless they're critically ill billionaires."
--John

"Don't feel bad. It's not you. It's me. I don't like you."
--Aeryn to Dregon, after throwing his kissing vile into the lake

"I'll shoot!"
"Really? You promise?"
--Braca and an eager Crichton

"You are insane!"
"You're just getting that? I thought that was common knowledge."
--Braca and Crichton

"Moya fulfilled. Moya go willingly. Willingly. Willingly. Yes."
--Moya

"Moya is right. We are fulfilled. I have seen the stars."
--Pilot to Zhaan as Moya slips from his consciousness

[rosey_angel]

gah i'm so annoyed! damn tv stations keep screwing up my schedule. they moved the new eps of Boston Legal to the same time as Farscape, so now i miss my weekly dose!

Eat Me
Aeryn: If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.

D'Argo: Stay back... Stay back or I swear I will kill you.
Kaarvoc: I don't think that's very polite

[Thunderstorm]

Another Look at the Princess

Aeryn: I will not be a slave to your hormones.
John : My hormones? Hey, I was lips - you were tongue!

And from Liars, Guns, and Money
John: Oh, don't stop know Scorpy. Roll me over and baste the other side.

John: You know, flossing can help you with that gingivitis.