Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

I watched a few episodes from season III this last weekend and wrote a few hilarious and memorable quotes.....

those aren't season three eps, sorry

[MFA]

Hi There


Just finished watching WSS Pt 3 - La Bomba - for about the second time this week ...

I had forgotten how great this trilogy was ...


Noranti: Stark? Who's that?
Rygel: Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.


John: Did you get the bomb?
Chiana: What?
John: The ... I can't believe I left a bomb in the elevator ...


And how about that whole scene between John / Scorpi / Harvey ... hmmm ... interesting revelations ... must have missed them the first time I saw the ep (I always wondered why Scorpi was so obsessed with Stark, now I know)!

[MFA]

From Bad Timing …

Love the commentary between D’Argo, Rygel, and Chiana …


[John: We’re gonna have a baby!]
Chiana: What’s going on?
D’Argo: Now John seems very, very angry.

D’Argo: Crichton’s gone down on his kneeds.
Chiana: Why?
Rygel: I think he hurt himself.

Chiana: What’s he doing?
Rygel: ummm … the boat’s sinking.
[always wondered about this line ... was he embarrassed (can't be)]

D’Argo: He’s putting some sort of ring on her finger.
Chiana: A ring? … You frellnecks … didn’t you watch any of those Earth movies? Crichton just proposed.
Rygel: Proposed what?
Chiana: Marriage.
Rygel: Marriage? Idiot.



Then the whole world comes crashing down on you and you feel like there is no tomorrow. 2.5 years of watching and I’m finally on the last DVD, I think now I have an inkling of an idea of what the rest of you went through. All I can say about these last two episodes … WOW!

[McClance]

From "Nerve":

"I am Scorpius."
"But, of course you are."
--Scorpius and John

"I came to see how you were doing."
"Came to see if I was dead so you can start going through my possessions."
"I resent your unfounded accusation. Furthermore, you have nothing worth taking."
--Rygel and Aeryn

"My side! Your side! My side! Your side!"
--Stark

AERYN: "Am I going to die?"
ZHAAN: "Crichton succeeded. You're going to live."
D'ARGO: "Or, as you once said to me, 'You will die, but not today.'"
AERYN (sees Chiana in PK disguise): "Are you sure, I'm starting to hallucinate. You make a worse Peacekeeper than Crichton."

[rosey_angel]

more La Bomba 3, We're So Screwed

Crichton: What the hell’s going on up there?
D’Argo: We couldn’t override their override of our override.

Crichton: Hey, honey. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a nuclear bomb, in a field of flowers.

Scorpius: (Crichton drops the bomb down the shaft) What have you done John?
Crichton: Just fixed your little flower problem.
Aeryn: You reactivated it, didn't you?
Crichton: Yeah. Should go off in about ... 60 microts.
Chiana: Then it explodes?
Crichton: Yeah
Chiana: A big explosion?
Crichton: (nods) Oh God, we should have voted. All in favor show of hands. (pause) All opposed.(pause) 3 to 2 Sikozu abstains.

ah man, i love this ep. gotta see it again

[MFA]

Crichton: (nods) Oh God, we should have voted. All in favor show of hands. (pause) All opposed.(pause) 3 to 2 Sikozu abstains.

Loved that part

Rygel: Crichton! What the hezmana just happened? Where are you, you fahrbots? Did you blow up the bomb? How could you blow up the bomb?!

John: You missed the vote.

[JJSNgadget]

Farscape is a gold mine for wonderful quotes. Funny ones, sad ones, weird ones. I love it. So i decided to start this thread.

The first person types a quote.
The second person guesses the episode that quote is from and types a new quote for the next person.

C'mon it'll be fun. I'll go first.


"Cross my heart, slap me dead, stick a lobster on my head."


oh, you guys already had a thread like it, cool.

[MFA]

"Cross my heart, slap me dead, stick a lobster on my head."


oh, you guys already had a thread like it, cool.

No problem ...


That's one of my favorite quotes ... "Thanks for Sharing"



How about this one ...

"Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?"

[JJSNgadget]

Meltdown

"Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken"

[MFA]

Revenging Angel

(actually, I do not remember that quote from that show, I just saw it on the first page )



"I love shooting things. You know what? I'm very good at it."

[McClance]

Revenging Angel

(actually, I do not remember that quote from that show, I just saw it on the first page )



"I love shooting things. You know what? I'm very good at it."

I remember it.

Yours is from "Natural Election" said by D'Argo.

And, shouldn't we have a separate thread for this?

[SunKrux]

And, shouldn't we have a separate thread for this?

I'm guessing not since a mod has already merged the guessing game with this favorite quotes thread. imho, they're pretty much the same so I see no need to have two seperate threads. but that's just me.

[McClance]

I'm guessing not since a mod has already merged the guessing game with this favorite quotes thread. imho, they're pretty much the same so I see no need to have two seperate threads. but that's just me.

I guess it doesn't matter... Still seems strange, though.

[./freelancer]

(4x06 - Natural Election)

D'Argo: I love shooting things.

Sikozu: It ate its way through the pot, rather than be cooked.
Chiana: Wouldn't you?

Sikozu: You defy the whole theory of natural selection.

Crichton: Does it hurt?
Aeryn: Mm-hm.
Crichton: Where?
Aeryn (annoyed): Where it's bleeding.

[McClance]

From "The Hidden Memory":

CRAIS: "Officer Sun. You took a blood oath as Peacekeeper to obey your commanding officer. You will release me."
AERYN: "But, I am no longer a Peacekeeper."
CRAIS: "You are a Peacekeeper for life on the oath you took!"
AERYN: "My oath means nothing to me. You made sure of that! I lost everything because of you! You know what I learned while I was away from you? That nothing I lost means a damn. And, I don't want to back to your past."
CRAIS: "I will hunt you down and kill you, Officer Sun. On that, I give you my vow!"
AERYN: "You know what I give you, Crais? Your life. I will make you watch your life." (sets Aurora Chair to full power)