Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

WAHEEEE *dances through thread* finally FS is back on scifi channel down here in oz!

about time too, after having it off for about a month!

[McClance]

WAHEEEE *dances through thread* finally FS is back on scifi channel down here in oz!

about time too, after having it off for about a month!

That's good to hear!

[McClance]

From "A Human Reaction":

"It's always the same here, Dad--nice and quiet." (Zhaan and Chiana walk by arguing) "Yeah, it's always the same here, Dad--nice and quiet."

"Do you know who Babe Ruth is?"
"Some fat guy who played for the Yankees."
"Good! Fat guy. At least you know something."
--John and Cobb

JOHN: "Come on. Pick it up, Aeryn. I want to get out of this rain."
AERYN (head up, mouth open, tongue sticking to the rain): "Rain. Is that what you call this. I like it."

[Ladyinred]

One of my absolutely favourite quotes from Farscape is Crichton's (or was it D'Argo?) in season 4 "Coup By Clam" episode:

"One more word of technobabble and I will cut your tongue out!"

I guess it's because I really hate technobabble myself...

[MFA]

A Prefect Murder ...

I know, an episode a lot of you would probably want to forget ... but could not help but smile at these lines ...

Sikozu ... Talk and move, D'Argo. It's faster.

John: You know I really thought the coin toss ended badly.
Aeryn: It did.

[rosey_angel]

^ A Perfect Murder, is that the one where aeryn and john are sorta trying to kill each other, guns to each others head? i liked that ep, personally

Twice Shy

John: You can do it, man. You're smart enough, you're good enough, and doggone it people like you.
Pilot: Are you alright, Crichton?

Crichton: (smiling) Oh, you do not scare me, missy.
(Crichton jumps up onto a work bench next to Aeryn. Aeryn gives him a murderous look. Chrichton jumps down again quickly)
Crichton: Ok.... a little

[MFA]

A Prefect Murder - yes, that's the one where John and Aeryn are trying to kill each other. I enjoyed it too, though not as well as the others. The John and Aeryn angst was great and enjoyed both tender moments near the end where there were no words, but the body language spoke volumes! (one made the top 25 J/A moments, but I don't think the other did - the one where Aeryn is by the graves).


Can't wait to get the next three eps via NetFlix - Unrealized Reality, Terra Firma, and Kansas ... the last three episodes that I haven't seen.

[McClance]

From "Through the Looking Glass":

"What's so damn funny?"
"You! You're making even less sense than usual, but...in a cute way." (laughs)
"Cute? I don't know what you've been smoking, Buckwheat, but we've got a serious problem here."
"Nothing a good meal won't solve."
--John and Rygel

"You'll be happy to know that we've got a plan."
"I'll be happy if it works."
--John and Chiana

(John hands Chiana a pulse rifle)
JOHN: "You know how to handle that?"
CHIANA: "I'm scared thoughtless, not stupid."

"What if the creature's waiting?"
"Then, piss it off."
"How?"
"Pretend it's me."
--Chiana and John

"No Dominar of Hynaria ever travels in reverse."
"Well, turn around and pretend you're going forward."
--Rygel and John

[rosey_angel]

Can't wait to get the next three eps via NetFlix - Unrealized Reality, Terra Firma, and Kansas ... the last three episodes that I haven't seen.

ohh those are great eps. so powerful

[rosey_angel]

not a quote i know, but my fave scene from Home on the Remains:





makes me so greatful they used puppets and not CGI; nothing that good could have been achieved through computer graphics

[the Fifth Race]

All of these are from the season III Epsiode Season of Death

Crichton: (referring to the Clone Scorpius) I beat him. He was all mouth, Stark. How'd you know?
Stark: I didn't. I just thought it sounded good

In the snow storm still trying to escape from the Scarran
Crichton: Think he'll follow us?
D'Argo: I hope he does!
Crichton: Sounds like you've got a plan.
D'Argo: We're going to bring him out here and see how he likes being in the cold.
Crichton: And what if he likes it?
D'Argo: Look, one plan at a time!

D'Argo and Crichton are escaping from a Scarran who has cornered them in the surgery. Crichton opens a door to their only escape route - a freezing snow storm
D'Argo: Whoa! I hate the cold!
Crichton: Freeze or fry!
D'Argo: ...Freeze.

Crichton: C'mon Scorpy, c'mon man, show me that ugly grin.
Scorpius Clone: I'm warning you Crichton, now you stop...
Crichton: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I don't think so. Out with the old, in with the new! Can I get a Hell yeah?
Crowd: Hell yeah!

[MFA]

not a quote i know, but my fave scene from Home on the Remains:





makes me so greatful they used puppets and not CGI; nothing that good could have been achieved through computer graphics

Yep, loved that part also ...

JOHN: I ain’t your lunch!
RYGEL: The dentics tasted better.
JOHN: You tasted worse.




JOHN: ... You can eat anything if it’s fried.


CHIANA: D’Argo, I had a brother, he’s gone. I don’t need another.
D’ARGO: I don’t want to be your brother.

[rosey_angel]

Dream a Little Dream

Rygel: We haven't lied yet. Of course the trial has only been on for a few microts.

Infinite Possibilities (2): Icarus Abides

Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean... how much sex can you have?
Crichton: I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet

[McClance]

From "A Bug's Life":

"This is an awfully big ship for such a small girl."
"I can handle big."
--Larraq and Aeryn

"I don't snurtch! I procure."
--Rygel

"Thank you."
"Don't mention it."
"Why would I ever mention it?"
--Aeryn and John

[Starbase]

I watched a few episodes from season III this last weekend and wrote a few hilarious and memorable quotes.....

Maldis: I admit it, I feed on death. But don't we all? Some eat plants, some meat. I consume the life essence itself. Preferably medium rare!" - That Old Black Magic

D'Argo: "This ship is legendary, even in my culture. It was thought invincible."
John: "Yeah, well, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio – even the big ones go down." - PK Tech Girl

Aeryn: (about Volmae) "She gives me a woody!" (Odd looks from John) "A woody – it's a human saying – I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, they give you..."
John: "Willies... she gives you the willies!" - Than God it's Friday. Again