Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

grr! thanks to my new job, i have to start early monday mornings, which mean no more staying up at 1.20am for the FS repeats

Vitas Mortis

Nilaam: D'Argo it is just a ship!
D'Argo: Moya is not just a ship! She's alive!

[the Fifth Race]

grr! thanks to my new job, i have to start early monday mornings, which mean no more staying up at 1.20am for the FS !

Good luck with the new job rosey_angel.

A few Crichton stand alones ....
Crichton: 'Oh no, no, no, no I don't boogie.' - Won't Get Fooled Again

Crichton: 'Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?' - Meltdown

Crichton: 'Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great.' - A Bug's Life

[rosey_angel]

Good luck with the new job rosey_angel.

thanks gah tho the job is so boring there's nothing to do. all i do is answer the phones, and no one rings!

Premiere

Crichton: [after seeing Moya for the first time] That's big ... that's really big.

Crais: And, where are you from, John Crichton?
Aeryn: Sir, he claims to be human from a planet called Earp.

Aeryn: No. I will not come with you.
Crichton: You've been irreversibly contaminated, remember?
D'Argo: It means death.
Aeryn: It is my duty, my breeding. Since birth. It's what I am.
Crichton: You can be more

[the Fifth Race]

thanks gah tho the job is so boring there's nothing to do. all i do is answer the phones, and no one rings!

Are you allowed to surf the net and hang out at places like GW.net while at work rosey_angel?.

Premiere
Crichton: [after seeing Moya for the first time] That's big ... that's really big.
Crais: And, where are you from, John Crichton?
Aeryn: Sir, he claims to be human from a planet called Earp.

LOL, planet Earp, would that be planet Wild Earp?. Good one.

[USS Defiant]

Aeryn: Why is everyone looking at me?
Crichton: Because you're looking good. - Farscape: Undressed

Crichton: Aeryn, I am... doing everything I can to get us out of this absurdly large space monster. I am doing the good little soldier bit. What else do you want from me?
Aeryn: I want you to stop acting like a drannit.
Crichton: You know what? I have no idea what a drannit is.
Aeryn: No, don't play dumb with me. That hasn't worked for over two cycles, John.
Crichton: Aeryn, I am dumb! I don't understand you half the time, and I have no idea what a drannit is!
Aeryn: Fine! Forget the drannit!
Crichton: Fine! Screw the drannit!
(Aeryn pauses and a faint smile plays across her lips at Crichton's last suggestion)
Crichton: What?
Aeryn: You really have no idea what a drannit is, do you?
Crichton: ...What's a drannit? - Green Eyed Monster

[McClance]

From "Back and Back and Back to the Future":

"I'm just going to get some air."
"We have air in here. What is the matter with him?"
"He is Crichton."
--John, Aeryn, and Zhaan

"I'm curious about Crichton."
"Far too complex, I'm afraid, in the short time that you'll be here. I suggest you shouldn't try."
--Matala and Zhaan

[rosey_angel]

Are you allowed to surf the net and hang out at places like GW.net while at work rosey_angel?.

if i had a laptop or something i could, but since not i'm stuck at the desk

Won't Get Fooled Again

D'Argo: I'm wondering if you would mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual. Here's the thing, okay? What we need are, my chains, my Qualta blade, just a little squirt of lutra oil and ... ohh! Chiana. She wants to watch.

omg i forgot that line, crazy

[USS Defiant]

Here are a few quotes from the truly great season II episode Out of Their Minds ....

Rygel: (in Crichton's body) Well why? Why would they want us to switch bodies? Why?!
Crichton: (in Aeryn's body) I don't know. But if this is some kind of sick experiment, I'm billing them for the therapy.

Crichton: Well they say you have to walk a mile in someone's shoes to understand them.
Aeryn: Well I certainly know what you were doing when you were in my shoes, Crichton.
Crichton: Gimme a break.
Aeryn: (slight chuckle) It's okay. It's okay, you know. You were in my shoes, I was in your pants.
Crichton: 'Scuse me?

Zhaan: By the goddess! What is this madness that has overtaken all of you?
Aeryn: (in Crichton's body) We'll explain later, just shoot us Zhaan. Full power, and don't worry we'll have the screen up.
Zhaan: Are you sure about this Crichton?
Rygel: (in Aeryn's body) Shoot the damn gun you blue-assed *****!

Crichton: (in Aeryn's body) (about the "feeling") I'm a guy. A guy. Guys dream about this sort of thing.
Aeryn: (in Rygel's body) I'll tell you one thing Crichton, if I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body I'll break your legs, even if they are mine.

[rosey_angel]

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing

JOHN: D, we may have to stick Granny in a home.
D'ARGO: I think we should burn her.
JOHN: You burn your old folks?
D'ARGO: No. It just... sounded like a good idea

Thanks for Sharing

JOHN: Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

[SunKrux]

Aeryn- TAVELECK! (and you HAVE to do the hand thing she does or it's just not right. )

[Starbase]

Pretty good episode.

Crichton: "Is there some kind of "What to Expect When You're Expecting Baby Leviathan" book? Dr Spock. Mr Spock." - They've Got a Secret

Crichton: (about PeaceKeepers) "So you guys just zip around the galaxy hoping you don't pick up some STD--Space-Transmitted Disease?" - They've Got a Secret

Crichton: "The suffering that you've managed to avoid with your science is immeasurable".
Aeryn: "Creatures still die out here, and we find new ways to suffer and to make others suffer."
Crichton: "Well I never said Earth had a monopoly on that."
Aeryn: "But you say that you want to go back to this place, Earth, a place that you tell me has so much disease and suffering".
Crichton: "Well, you guys don't have chocolate." - They've Got a Secret

[McClance]

"On my planet, we don't marry people we don't like unless they're chronically ill billionaires."
--John; "Look at the Princess, Part 1"

"Right after we're married--and, I mean right after--they turn us into statues."
"That. Is. Fascinating."
(to himself) "Great. D'Argo discovers science."
--John and D'Argo; "Look at the Princess, Part 1"

"I asked around. The last time the Empress ordered off-worlders executed. She did."
--Rygel; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"

"I'm so nervous, [hiccup] I had to stop for a bite to eat. [hiccup] Which I'm too nervous to eat."
--Rygel; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"

[rosey_angel]

lol rygel. he's so great

Peacekeeper Wars

AERYN: Can you do me a favor?
JOHN: You name it.
AERYN: Can you get us out of here?
JOHN: Done.

A Bugs Life

Aeryn: I can handle big.

[McClance]

From "Thank God It's Friday, Again":

"Why can't you come from the front like regular people?!"
--John to Aeryn, who sneaks up from behind him

"Hey, Ryg. What's up with her?"
"She thinks she's a scientist now. False superiority--"
"I am not a scientist. I am, however, what I've always been, and that is superior."
--John, Rgyel, and Aeryn

[rosey_angel]

rofl ah man, aeryn is great

some other gems:

PKW
(i'm sure by now you've figured i think this mini series is the best thing since sliced bread)

Crichton: You said yes.
Aeryn: I did.
Crichton: 60 days, any regrets?
Aeryn: No, it's going really well.
Crichton: Hey, we're gonna get married.
D'Argo & Chiana: Congratulations!

Eat Me

Aeryn: If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.