Things I learned from Baltar

[Doze]

Things I learned from Baltar:

- Always sleep with the hot chick because she can save you in a nuclear attack
- That I should number the voices in my head
- The best leaders are not elected so don’t even try
- Always sleep with chicks that are numbered
- Cylons have a heart too, its made of steel but they still have one
- If you cry and say ‘I believe’ three times then God will blow up a ship and save you
- If it glows, its all good
- Cowering behind a hot chick in a nuclear attack will shield me from the blast
- The voices in my head just might right
- Letting my hair/beard grow like Jesus will save me from robot overlords
- Did I say to always sleep with the hot chick

[P-90_177]

Here's one:
-Stress related headaches are a *****.

[Ranlier]

If you hold out through enough torture, the interrogator will sleep with you....and your girlfriend.

[Nemesis]

Quite a big "IF" if you ask me....

Well...what could we learn from Gaius...how about "If you ever come across an ancient temple better watch out for people with weapons especially if there's some super nova in space" ? No ? How about: If there's some person talking to you that no one else can see, you're in deep trouble .