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    Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    A guy from BC got slapped with a 2,000$ fine for feeding Timbits to a grizzly



    Not sure if funny or stupid, maybe a little of both.
    Sounds like stupid to me. Surely, a candidate for the Darwin awards.

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      Sounds like BC to me
      Spoiler:
      I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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        It is sooooo cute, but i suspect it is not the wisest thing to do
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          I suspect its something you would do pookey
          Originally posted by aretood2
          Jelgate is right

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            The temptation would be great
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              https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/i...qui-compte.php

              (just watch the video)
              Spoiler:
              I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                Massive BBQ planned outside vegan’s home after she complained about meat smell

                According to Australia’s Nine News, Cilla Carden took the case against her next-door neighbours to the Supreme Court of Western Australia in late 2018.

                The Australian woman, who works as a massage therapist, said they were deliberately interrupting her garden time by barbecuing meat, smoking outdoors and letting their kids play basketball.
                “It’s deliberate. All I can smell is fish,” she told the local broadcast station. “I can’t enjoy my backyard.”

                “It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest,” she continued. “I haven’t been able to sleep.”

                Now, thousands of people have marked themselves as “attending” a community cookout outside this woman’s home called called event “Community BBQ for Cilla Carden” on Oct. 19.
                Spoiler:
                I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                  That would be a lot funnier if people like the vegan weren't actually expecting to win suits like that.

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                    You should go Chaka. We could make bacon poutine
                    Originally posted by aretood2
                    Jelgate is right

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                      Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                      That would be a lot funnier if people like the vegan weren't actually expecting to win suits like that.
                      To be fair most vegans are decent humans, but some are conceited entitled brats that only deserve to have their socks soaked for one whole day.

                      Originally posted by jelgate View Post
                      You should go Chaka. We could make bacon poutine
                      I wouldn't go that far to get basic commodities, there are plenty around here. Never forget Quebec is the homeland of poutine, not Canada, that's cultural appropriation.
                      Spoiler:
                      I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                        Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                        That would be a lot funnier if people like the vegan weren't actually expecting to win suits like that.
                        Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
                        To be fair most vegans are decent humans, but some are conceited entitled brats that only deserve to have their socks soaked for one whole day.
                        As far as I can tell from my real world exposure to them, which I admit is limited, that description fits 90% of the entire millennial generation.

                        But I wasn't talking about vegans specifically. I'm referring to spoiled little snotnosed brats that think they have the right to go through life without ever being offended by someone, and if they ever are, they go whining to the courts.

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                          Your ageism rant fails as the woman is closer to your generation than millennials.
                          Originally posted by aretood2
                          Jelgate is right

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                            Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                            (ranting noises)
                            Spoiler:
                            I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                              You must respond with violence. Its the only way they will learn
                              Originally posted by aretood2
                              Jelgate is right

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                                This ought to do wonders for student performance in schools.

                                Never mind preparing them for the workplace. "Mental Health Days" ?? That's unheard of in the job market, outside of govt. offices, of course.

                                https://www.npr.org/2019/07/22/74407...al-health-days

                                This nonsense is spreading, too; NY is looking at it as well as other states.

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