The Department of Boneheadedness.

[Womble]

Question of the day from my customer:

"Is the number of seats on this flight limited"?

Spent a good five minutes trying to think of a non-sarcastic answer.

[jelgate]

We can just put her outside on the wings of the plane

[mad_gater]

Question of the day from my customer:

"Is the number of seats on this flight limited"?

Spent a good five minutes trying to think of a non-sarcastic answer.

should've been like....nope...have to wait for the next TARDIS flight if you want unlimited seating

[The Flyattractor]

Current Tardis Travel comes with way too much baggage.

[Womble]

Today's gem: a customer asked to be contacted by ICQ.

[garhkal]

I think i still HAVE an ICQ account.. Have not used it in at least 8 years..

[Womble]

Who in their right mind could possible think that was a good idea???

Attending the funeral of his friend's mother in a Lod cemetery, Izik Uzana noticed a gravestone that had a surprising message in large letters: "For the family's information: The money was not paid for the tombstone."

The tombstone was posted on Facebook and caused a tremendous uproar; I would not want to be the mason who made it right now.

[Annoyed]

I rather like the idea; I bet that tombstone maker doesn't get stiffed again.

[garhkal]

With the # of stories i have heard over the past 3 or so years, where people HAVE paid for the funeral/tombstone, and they were the ones stiffed, i would rather hold off paying until the service is provided.

[Womble]

Pee problem eroding world's tallest church
The German city of Ulm is desperate to stop men from relieving themselves on its famous church because persistent peeing is damaging the historic structure.
Those responsible for conserving Ulm Minster, which has the world's tallest church tower, say its stone base is being eroded by the salts and acids in the urine, Suedwest Presse reports. The city doubled fines for those caught to 100 euros ($110; £90) earlier this year, but it has made little difference.

Everyone involved in that story are a bunch of boneheads.

Seriously, a combination of free public toilets, CCTV cameras and a 3-4 meter thick decorative bushes grown around the church did not occur to anyone at all?

[thekillman]

Everyone involved in that story are a bunch of boneheads.

Seriously, a combination of free public toilets, CCTV cameras and a 3-4 meter thick decorative bushes grown around the church did not occur to anyone at all?

the first is in fact being suggested (it's even in the article), the second costs money and requires there to be actually money available for this and there seems to be no space for bushes (without it looking extremely ugly and out-of-place).

[garhkal]

Perhaps they could put up some electified wiring around that area where the people keep peeing on.. Getting a shock in the dick, will put off many folk!

[Annoyed]

What is the entrance exam for this school? They check for a pulse?

Texas college student takes topless selfie, hits police car, gets arrested

A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student taking a topless selfie while driving slammed into the rear of a stopped police car and was arrested, police said on Thursday.

The student, Miranda Rader, also had an open bottle of wine in a cup holder next to her, the Bryan Police Department said.

[jelgate]

People acting stupid while drunk is not new

[Gatefan1976]

Just look at Fly