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My own dear mother is a continual pet peeve of mine.
I love her dearly, but by God she gets on my nerves something terrible.
She'll be 90 in September, widowed these past six years, had a minor stroke two years ago, has mobility problems, is very hard of hearing (I sometimes have to tell her things four or five times before she gets what I'm telling her), and as such needs a fair amount of looking after.
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't talk down to me as if I were still in short trousers - I'll be 49 in July for heavens sake!
At this rate, she'll be going to my funeral because I've died of a stress related heart attack.sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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Originally posted by BruTak View PostMy own dear mother is a continual pet peeve of mine.
I love her dearly, but by God she gets on my nerves something terrible.
She'll be 90 in September, widowed these past six years, had a minor stroke two years ago, has mobility problems, is very hard of hearing (I sometimes have to tell her things four or five times before she gets what I'm telling her), and as such needs a fair amount of looking after.
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't talk down to me as if I were still in short trousers - I'll be 49 in July for heavens sake!
At this rate, she'll be going to my funeral because I've died of a stress related heart attack.
She had a knack for getting under my skin and driving me completely insane.
I think yours and mine could have gotten on great.Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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Originally posted by Falcon Horus View PostThis amuses me greatly. Feels like you are describing my mother (thought she passed away three weeks ago, at age 63).
She had a knack for getting under my skin and driving me completely insane.
I think yours and mine could have gotten on great.
I don't care how old you are, parents never forget where your buttons are.
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Originally posted by Falcon Horus View PostThis amuses me greatly. Feels like you are describing my mother (thought she passed away three weeks ago, at age 63).
She had a knack for getting under my skin and driving me completely insane.
I think yours and mine could have gotten on great.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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Thank you.
Originally posted by Annoyed View PostI don't care how old you are, parents never forget where your buttons are.Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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Originally posted by jelgate View PostIf we are talking about family, my grandmother can drive me nuts. She is always unhappy about something
Or perhaps... *Dramatic dum dum dummm* she's related to Annoyed?Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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Originally posted by Annoyed View PostI have my own, thank you. And not a lick of bacon in the place.
Open your horizons.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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I'll give you a wee example of my mum in Dotty Little Old Lady Mode.
Now, she's very hard of hearing these days, so I generally have to repeat myself a couple of times before whatever I'm telling her sinks in.
On Sunday morning just passed, our central heating boiler decided to pack up. So I got an engineer out to come and have a look at what was wrong.
He gave it a once over, got his tools etc. from his van, got set up.
Then he asked to use our bathroom.
Mum: "Where's he gone?"
Me: "He's in the bathroom mum."
[Repeat above twice]
Mum: "What's he doing in the bathroom?"
Me: [Making zipping motions in front of my trousers] "What do you think he's doing?!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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Originally posted by BruTak View PostMe: [Making zipping motions in front of my trousers] "What do you think he's doing?!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
This reminds me of some comedy in the like of Freddy got Fingered.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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Originally posted by BruTak View PostHe gave it a once over, got his tools etc. from his van, got set up.
Then he asked to use our bathroom.
Mum: "Where's he gone?"
Me: "He's in the bathroom mum."
[Repeat above twice]
Mum: "What's he doing in the bathroom?"
Me: [Making zipping motions in front of my trousers] "What do you think he's doing?!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
With regards to hearing aids... this is more an amusing thing than a peeve, but my grandfather will sit there while I'm telling him something and then when I ask him what he thinks about it, you see him turn on his hearing aid to continue with wondering what I needed just now.Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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