Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But I needed them for the homeless cat who has been trying to move into my house since Friday

[jelgate]

We can scare the cats

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But he's homeless

[jelgate]

What is your point?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

He's already scared

[jelgate]

I can beat him with a broom

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You could.. but why would you want to?

[jelgate]

To scare it away

[Annoyed]

You could.. but why would you want to?

You wanted to feed him jelgate eggs.

[jelgate]

We already ate them. I know you are slow but try to keep up

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

To scare it away

But he doesn't have anywhere to go

[jelgate]

It could be diseased, like Annoyed

[The Flyattractor]

And that is why we drink it here.

[Anja]

His eggs are all cracked.

Cracked and rotten?

*cracks the Jel eggs in frying pan*

Who wants omlettes

Be careful!

But he doesn't have anywhere to go

Adopt it!

[jelgate]

Don't worry. As the women you can clean it up