Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

I can't. I have rum to drink

[Ukko]

Someone has to...

[jelgate]

Its the best booze their is

[Annoyed]

Aside from Whiskey that is. Maybe someday you will be worthy of it.

[jelgate]

You keep on saying that. You keep on being wrong

[Annoyed]

No, not really. If you were worthy of whiskey, you would drink it.

[jelgate]

Whiskey is not worthy of me since I only drink high quality drinks

[epg20]

gees... I go away for a little while and the whole place falls apart, all the violence, the next thing you know you will be hitting people with glasses.

[epg20]

the courrer stands up, straightens his back and marches out to the truck.

"How was the tour, did you enjoy it?"

"it was informitive, VERY informitive."

they climb into the truck and head back to the space port, all the while the driver talks about how he enjoys delivering the tofu to help the people live longer and happier lives.

they arrive at the space port cantina to drop off thier load, the courrier tells the driver to wait while he thanks him for the ride, he goes inside the ship and brings out one of his freeze dried vaccume packed meals, hands it to the driver;

"try this, i gaurentee that it will be like nothing you have ever tasted before."

" have have tried freeze dried foods before, they aren't the best tasting things in the world."

"trust me, this time you will not believe how good this is."

the two of them go back to the ship and he re hydrates and re heats the bacon burger and fries, and hands it to him.

"try this for size."

the guy decides to be polite about what he is about to try, he knows how it is going to taste, so he takes a normal size bite,and chews a bit, then his eyes grow bigger than planets, he looks down at his burger and fries in awe and amazement, he gobbles it down and asks for more.

"no problem, here you go."

he eats five more and passes out from the meat sweats. while he sleeps off the meat , he goes back to the restaurant with a case of burgers and fries that were cooked in lard and freeze dried, he fixes them for the restaurant owner and she has the same reaction, he gives her the case and they begin to talk turkey and burgers ect.

[Anja]

I hope to hell you let her deliver the drinks before you did that.

No, he didn't, I'm soaked!

[jelgate]

Maybe that will teach you, your place

[squirrely1]

*reads epg's story* Interesting......very interesting......but I have more popcorn!!

[jelgate]

Its all propaganda

[squirrely1]

no worse than the propaganda written on 98% of the threads here on GW.

[jelgate]

That is where you are wrong