Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Gatefan1976]

yeah, yeah, you do that and you wind up in the chompers.

*marks post as spam

[Anja]

We could just go torching people

Again!

Burn her to a crisp

Again!

*torches SQ's nuts*

Now we have popcorn!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*torches SQ's nuts*

!! How will we grow new squirrels now?

[Anja]

!! How will we grow new squirrels now?

Cloning!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Without the nuts?

*puts on Science Cape*

[jelgate]

!! How will we grow new squirrels now?

I'm not explaining the birds and the bees to you PH

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

We plant the nuts in the ground.. Pour rum on them twice a day.. and when they're ready we pick the new squirrels from the squirrel tree..

[Annoyed]

But the squirrel we have now eats the nuts before they can grow.

[jelgate]

That is why we eat her

*fires up the grill*

[Annoyed]

*steals PH's plate & holds it out*

[squirrely1]

Cloning!

actually we're on to twinning...it's so much more fun There will be two SQ's then - equal and original

[Gatefan1976]

Like the two Rimmers, we know how that went..........

[squirrely1]

Nah not familiar with them. Hang on *adds salt* that always helps

[jelgate]

actually we're on to twinning...it's so much more fun There will be two SQ's then - equal and original

*Shoots the SQs*

No we wont

[Gatefan1976]

Nah not familiar with them. Hang on *adds salt* that always helps

Are you telling me you have never seen Red Dwarf?