Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

you're the psychopath putting the cutesy outfits on cats?!?

no but I've been the victim of a psychopath that thinks it's funny to dress up squirrels

check out this website.... *sigh*
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

[jelgate]

no but I've been the victim of a psychopath that thinks it's funny to dress up squirrels

I have a name

[squirrely1]

I have a name

oh so you're to blame? Well then we have to talk about that dreadful wardrobe

[jelgate]

I'm trying to find the Narina portal

[squirrely1]

I'm trying to find the Narina portal

yeah we all know you have a thing for riding that flying lion

[epg20]

oh so you're to blame? Well then we have to talk about that dreadful wardrobe

just as long as you don't dress your mail box up in bacon, or stuff it so full of bacon, you can't get any mail in it.

http://www.nationalbaconappreciationday.com/index.html

[squirrely1]

just as long as you don't dress your mail box up in bacon, or stuff it so full of bacon, you can't get any mail in it.

http://www.nationalbaconappreciationday.com/index.html

OH MY GOD! DId we forget that it was National Bacon Appreciation Day!!????!!! or well no is it today? Just turned midnight... I'm so confused....*runs to google it* I'm such a bad bacon fan. Thanks epg

[jelgate]

yeah we all know you have a thing for riding that flying lion

Anything to escape this soul sucking place

[squirrely1]

I googled and apparently what I found is the official National Bacon Day here in the US is the Saturday before Labor Day. Oh goody that gives us something to live for now. *marks it on her calendar* September 3, 2016

[jelgate]

That gives us enough time to fatten up the pigs

*shoves food down PH's mouth*

[squirrely1]

That gives us enough time to fatten up the pigs

*shoves food down PH's mouth*

*weaves a special web that says..... "SOME PIG"*

[jelgate]

But Charlotte isn't your real name

[squirrely1]

But Charlotte isn't your real name

shhhhhh I moonlight as a spider

[jelgate]

So when you say goodnight, you aren't really sleeping

[squirrely1]

So when you say goodnight, you aren't really sleeping

awwww man did you have to say that outloud??! I was trying to work covertly here!