Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[mad_gater]

*smites the demons of veganism and all their unholy minions and unmakes all their evil works*....by the power of my authority as grand mage of all things meaty....so mote it be!

[epg20]

*smites the demons of veganism and all their unholy minions and unmakes all their evil works*....by the power of my authority as grand mage of all things meaty....so mote it be!

to be the grand mage of all things meaty, you must first pass the pinyata gauntlet to get your light stick and become a RIB EYE KNIGHT.

[jelgate]

Your position would have more weight if you didn't advocate spam

[squirrely1]

Your position would have more weight if you didn't advocate spam

that's ok we'll just name epg the new Spam King.... he can take over the title from Foley since Foley is no longer here

[jelgate]

You shouldn't have said that SQ. I forgot about that title.

[squirrely1]

You shouldn't have said that SQ. I forgot about that title.

it's ok.... Spam King fits....or if we want to keep that reserved for Foley in the event he does return one day we could make epg the Spam Squire or Spam Jester that may fit better

[jelgate]

But you are the jester. I mean look at your.

[squirrely1]

But you are the jester. I mean look at your.

oh yeah I forgot I'm SQ the Jester So that leaves epg being the Squire for the Spam King...that makes it even more humiliating

[Nolamom]

for all your binge-ing needs:

[epg20]

oh yeah I forgot I'm SQ the Jester So that leaves epg being the Squire for the Spam King...that makes it even more humiliating

that makes me the spam REGENT, king until the king returns, that is IF he returns, it is a dangerous world out there, ACCIDENTS happen, if the king doesn't return, then the regent can become king, with the support of the royal toadies...uh... I mean THE GREAT AND HONORABLE LAND HOLDERS OF THE SPAM REALM, and the blessings of SPOPE.

[squirrely1]

that makes me the spam REGENT, king until the king returns, that is IF he returns, it is a dangerous world out there, ACCIDENTS happen, if the king doesn't return, then the regent can become king, with the support of the royal toadies...uh... I mean THE GREAT AND HONORABLE LAND HOLDERS OF THE SPAM REALM, and the blessings of SPOPE.

ok then.... I dub you Spam Regent....probably soon to be King cuz I doubt the Spam King will return. But we'll see

[squirrely1]

for all your binge-ing needs:

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dang I can't green you

[jelgate]

I can't red her

[squirrely1]

I can't red her

look it's easy peasy.... *gets out red paint and paints him* It's what they paint the town with.. I found it in the basement

[jelgate]

*paint SQ as a pig*

Time to carve some bacon