Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

hey you gotta break a few eggs to get that good breakfast with that GLORIOUS SPAMMMM.


let's see what you do with this factoid, and the picture is a REAL SPAM PRODUCT!
*SNIP*

MY BACON!! *Deletes the spam fake bacon product*

[jelgate]

How long did it take you to draw that and where am I?

[squirrely1]

How long did it take you to draw that and where am I?

I didn't draw that...found it on Google ...amazing thing and I would say if I did draw that...you'd be ...erm....late for breakfast as usual?

[jelgate]

I'm disappointed. You are supposed to be an artist

[squirrely1]

I'm disappointed. You are supposed to be an artist

I'm an art teacher first ....then an artist...you know you've said it...when you can't make it as the real thing.....teach

nah.. I wish I had more time to do my own art and stuff....just come home from work and crash....do a few things I want to do (which doesn't include art since I've dealt with art things all day) and then it's about time to wash rinse repeat

[jelgate]

What is to do? Come home, put in yourbTV dinners and watch. Wheel of Fortune

[squirrely1]

What is to do? Come home, put in yourbTV dinners and watch. Wheel of Fortune

cook, dishes, laundry, any other random errandy thing I need to do, watch a little TV, play my game (it's currently Dragon Age Inquisition DLC Trespasser) then just mess around online til bed.....

[jelgate]

Tell those lazy arsr kids to pull their weight

[Nolamom]

All children are lazy - it's in their job description

I think I need to try this. I can *pretend* it's healthy

[jelgate]

Nothing or no one is all or none

[Nolamom]

BAH! Jel is ALL terrible

[jelgate]

Not true. For one I am not from Texas unlike you. I know what a clock looks like

[Nolamom]

I am not FROM Texas, I just live here now.

[jelgate]

Doesn't matter. You have been corrupted. You are now no different than "Cool Glasses" Perry

[Nolamom]

Rick Perry was not "cool glasses" ... he was governor good-hair