Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

oh I think epg kept up the integrity of the bacon thread with multiple mentions of bacon in the last post

Right, but what about the others?
So, bacon it is!

[Nolamom]

[jelgate]

You mean the tooth fairy isn't real

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You mean the tooth fairy isn't real

!!

Lies!!

[jelgate]

Well Nola is from Texas

[Nolamom]

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the lies

[jelgate]

And the stupidity. *sends Nola a clock for Christmas*

[Nolamom]

is it a bomb?

[jelgate]

Its a clock

[squirrely1]

I still like the idea of a Bacon Alarm Clock that emits the smells and sounds of frying bacon .... that would be awesome

[jelgate]

I still like the idea of a Bacon Alarm Clock that emits the smells and sounds of frying bacon .... that would be awesome

They exist SQ

[squirrely1]

They exist SQ

I thought I remember you telling me about it.... wow *scrambles around and edits her Christmas wish list* ...

nah..actually that may just piss me off....not only am I having to get up out of bed but there indeed isn't any bacon frying...that's just cruel

[epg20]

I still like the idea of a Bacon Alarm Clock that emits the smells and sounds of frying bacon .... that would be awesome

ask and ye shall receive oh queen of squirrels.
with smell

Wake n’ Bacon not only gets you up but also cooks you breakfast in bed.

The clock turns on 10min before you are due to wake up and slowly sizzles frozen rashers beneath two halogen light bulbs.

Its built-in fan then wafts the smell of sizzling bacon around your room to wake you up.

The invention belongs to designer Matty Sallin from New York. ‘It creates a mouthwatering smell just stong enough to gently wake you up,’ he said.

‘I’ve used it to wake up many times and it’s great,’ he added. The 38-year-old is now looking for a sponsor to make the clock.


https://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-t...n-alarm-clock/


without smell.
http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-W.../dp/B008X31AQ4

[jelgate]

I thought I remember you telling me about it.... wow *scrambles around and edits her Christmas wish list* ...

nah..actually that may just piss me off....not only am I having to get up out of bed but there indeed isn't any bacon frying...that's just cruel

The clock fries it for you. So you can eat it when you wake. Unfortunately its banned in Texas because they are clockphobic

[epg20]

ask and ye shall receive oh queen of squirrels.
with smell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-O0LCOqdQ

Wake n’ Bacon not only gets you up but also cooks you breakfast in bed.

The clock turns on 10min before you are due to wake up and slowly sizzles frozen rashers beneath two halogen light bulbs.

Its built-in fan then wafts the smell of sizzling bacon around your room to wake you up.

The invention belongs to designer Matty Sallin from New York. ‘It creates a mouthwatering smell just stong enough to gently wake you up,’ he said.

‘I’ve used it to wake up many times and it’s great,’ he added. The 38-year-old is now looking for a sponsor to make the clock.


https://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-t...n-alarm-clock/

without smell.
http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-W.../dp/B008X31AQ4

the problem with this idea is 2 things;

1.the risk of a fire, it uses halogen bulbs, and it was because someone spilled furniture polish on a halogen bulb that caused a fire at bucking ham palace.
and
2. you know some one will do something stupid with it and sue the company that would make it claiming that the instructions didn't say not to put your penis in it, or something equally stupid.