Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

I've shot wild turkey before

[epg20]

I've shot wild turkey before

UGH, I CAN'T STAND WILD TURKEY, I prefer rum and coke or a cuervo cosmo tini , or the REAL, hard stuff, cherry kool aid with country time mixed in, that is some hard drinking.

[jelgate]

You had me at rum and coke

[Annoyed]

When will you start holding out for the high quality booze?

[Annoyed]

Attention Squirrel !!
Please tell your relations to come back and eat the nuts they hide. They are getting damned lazy this year.

Doing the spring yard cleanup, and in addition to the 2,399,573 pine cones your art classes haven't picked up, there is a crapload of half-buried nuts out there.

[epg20]

When will you start holding out for the high quality booze?

HEY,just like Eugene and his Tennessee top hat, Tennessee stump blaster IS high quality booze, why there is only a twenty percent chance you will go blind, fifteen if you want the REALLY pricy stuff, but that is too expensive for me.

[jelgate]

Annoyed doesn't know what high quality booze is. He thinks whiskey is high quality

[epg20]

Annoyed doesn't know what high quality booze is. He thinks whiskey is high quality

i see, then the only true test of quality comes in a can, spam , for the true connoisseur of luxury and refinement there is no substitute.

[jelgate]

Your brief moment of lucidity was fun while it lasted

[epg20]

Your brief moment of lucidity was fun while it lasted

sanity is over rated, that is why it comes and goes choo choo.

[squirrely1]

Hey.....*knock knock* anyone home? If not I'm gonna eat all the bacon

[jelgate]

And will eat the eagles

[squirrely1]

but the eagles are gone

[jelgate]

Because i ate them

[squirrely1]

WHAT???!!! No can't be....pics or it never happened!