Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[epg20]

you must die first...no artist ever gets really famous until they die....*stabs him to death*

grabs chairs for SQ and anja and watches the pretty red color create a free form mural on the side walk...OOOOH, now it looks like a red cloud.

[jelgate]

you must die first...no artist ever gets really famous until they die....*stabs him to death*

Given you are Squirrel, any knife you can hold would be equivalent to paper cuts

[epg20]

Given you are Squirrel, any knife you can hold would be equivalent to paper cuts

*gives SQ a pack of paper 1000 sheets and waits for SQ to go to town.* death of a million paper cuts.

[jelgate]

Still a squirrel. Can't grasp paper

[Annoyed]

But, if she's a rabid squirrel, as seems likely, one bite could be trouble.

[jelgate]

Totally different thing. I know you are slow but try to pay attention

[squirrely1]

Given you are Squirrel, any knife you can hold would be equivalent to paper cuts

then death by a thousand cuts....just as epg mentioned. *goes to town*

[jelgate]

I on the other hand can hold objects. **Slices SQ'S neck*

[squirrely1]

*hops out of the way just in time* HA!!

[jelgate]

That is shock from the blood loss

[squirrely1]

I have medigel....*administers it and goes back to hacking on him*

[jelgate]

Made up things don't work here. It's why we move spam

[squirrely1]

where do we move it? *puts Spam in jel's closets*

[jelgate]

We burn it

[squirrely1]

*gets out flame thrower*