Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

uh ...no we can't....we need Giant Toes and wheat....that will make a very potent magicka potion!

[jelgate]

We already have one. Its called alcohol

[squirrely1]

but that suppresses magicka doesn't boost it. see *sends a fire bolt*

[jelgate]

I think you're drunk

[squirrely1]

I am? *hick* *staggers to the lil girls room*

[jelgate]

You were never little

[epg20]

what? You didn't mention that my toe was still in the ring!!

AYE...he took the toe thinking it was just another piece of bacon, keep a sharp eye out, now that he has a taste for baconated human, he will more than likely be coming back for more, and as much bacon that gets consumed around here, I would be watchin my back, or at least my back side....ARRR...THAR SHE SKITTERS.

[Anja]

I think marrying Annoyed and Anja makes more sense!

Excuse me - do I have a say?

[Annoyed]

Excuse me - do I have a say?

Don't be silly. Women are chattel, their fate decided by the men in their lives.

[jelgate]

So it's agreed. The geriatrics will be married

[squirrely1]

yes! I love a wedding.. I will begin the preparations!

[jelgate]

So will I

*drinks the booze at the bar*

[squirrely1]

we can taste test all the food that will be served at the reception!

[jelgate]

I already ate it all

[epg20]

I already ate it all

oh, that's ok, I guess that you won't get TOO sick on the clam dip I left in my trunk over night.