Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[epg20]

I know but usually they don't give you the name of the pig

thinking of that open heart surgery, just reminded me of that Lewis Grizzard story.

[epg20]

Most pigs aren't named. Mine is. I call her SQ

if I were you jel, I would be careful, remember rule 4

even pigs love bacon, if SQ is a pig, she might just come over and eat all your bacon, even if she isn't a pig.

[jelgate]

Silly noob. Women can't eat bacon

[epg20]

Silly noob. Women can't eat bacon

oh, ok.*digs emergency shelter, goes DEEP, puts on space suit, fills hole full of steel rebar and leaded concrete and dives in hopes it dries before squirrel explodes all over jel*

[squirrely1]

if I were you jel, I would be careful, remember rule 4

even pigs love bacon, if SQ is a pig, she might just come over and eat all your bacon, even if she isn't a pig.

I dont need a rule.... *eats all jel's bacon*

[jelgate]

That was the decoy tofu bacon

[squirrely1]

That was the decoy tofu bacon

no I would know the difference.... that was the tofu turkey.....you had in there for Thanksgiving... I ate the REAL bacon

[jelgate]

Apparently not since you ate tofu bacon

[squirrely1]

Apparently not since you ate tofu bacon

*shrugs and eats the real bacon*

[jelgate]

I have the real bacon

[Anja]

I have the real bacon

Raw, medium or well done and crispy?
By the way - which part of you do you mean?

[squirrely1]

I have the real bacon

ah I see...you bring home the bacon nice!! *Takes the bacon* THANKS!

[jelgate]

You are two late. The bacon is in my stomach and beyond

[epg20]

ah I see...you bring home the bacon nice!! *Takes the bacon* THANKS!

well to bring back an old reference the last man on earth show, the episode I talked about is now available, the episode with the bacon that shocked the hell out of me, it was the episode labeled crickets

http://www.fox.com/watch/551013955985/7684520448

[squirrely1]

well to bring back an old reference the last man on earth show, the episode I talked about is now available, the episode with the bacon that shocked the hell out of me, it was the episode labeled crickets

http://www.fox.com/watch/551013955985/7684520448

thanks for the link

Spoiler:

hehehehehe cricket stew.....ewwwwww
and 42 packages of bacon

we're not bros....it's just about the bacon.