Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

*replicates another chair for anja, and a big pitcher of sweet mint tea and two glasses*

have a seat.

Thanks a lot - awesome!

[jelgate]

Their is always a catch

[Gatefan1976]

EH.....wouldn't be the first time, you want me to hold on to some bacon while you do, should be cooked enough by the time I get fully recharged.

Why would I do that, I can have me some long pig.

[jelgate]

Are you going to do it or talk about it?

[Gatefan1976]

*cooks EPG in a hungie*

[jelgate]

We can feed him to aretood

[epg20]

*cooks EPG in a hungie*

well, ok, just don't eat too much, fatty foods can be bad for you, but who ever gets to the belly first will have plenty of epg bacon for a long while, just use mesquite too cook me and be careful of the hot spots, I love spicy foods.

[Gatefan1976]

We can trim the fat, and hangi (I misspelled it before) cooking is slow cook, plenty of time for excess fat and grease to go into the ground while maintaining moisture for tenderness.

[Anja]

We can trim the fat, and hangi (I misspelled it before) cooking is slow cook, plenty of time for excess fat and grease to go into the ground while maintaining moisture for tenderness.

Sounds disgusting - let epg go!
*offers bacon and cheesecake*

[Gatefan1976]

Umm, no?

[Anja]

*thinks of a different plan*

[jelgate]

*throws Anja on the grill*

I'm going to give Anja bacon to the fast food industry. It's not like their customers have any taste

[Gatefan1976]

We can use it to make McRibs.

[jelgate]

I was thinking of the mystery meat in the Whopper

[Gatefan1976]

McRibs are mystery meat