Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

somehow I don't think I'll be getting cooked bacon though


*heads off to bed* My throat hurts

[jelgate]

*eats the bacon*

[epg20]

Trying to! But he's really nervous, so far doesn't want to come into the house. He just sits outside the door

cats love ham, so bacon MIGHT just do.

as for it being outside, that is ok, but if you are going to adopt it then it WILL need shots, but that can come later, but feline distemper or feline aids is a horrible thing for a cat to get not to mention rabies.

but you can fix up a place for it to sleep outside, we had cats and one year during the winter time I took the plastic shelves that my mom used for plants during the summer and covered it with old useless clothes, jeans shirts, what ever, and made a warm place for them , even in the coldest part of winter they were nice and warm, and in the summer, we got them little cat houses made of cardboard, I covered them with plastic garbage bags and made them water proof, for a while, in the end, momma cat, Maggie, had to be put down, she fell off the back porch and the damage was too bad, and the son cat, domino, they looked so much like each other it was freaky, got sick, I think, and eventually disappeared, still not sure what happened to him though.

[epg20]

*eats the bacon*

may you get the trotskies from eating raw bacon, and I have very good taste, it is a sweet buttery flavor that crisps up ever so nice, and smells divine, so said the cannibal down the hall, when he got the pound of flesh he wanted for the beautiful antique table I got.

[Anja]

With bacon?

Tuna works better with cats.

I don't think aretood is in the same league as P90

Sorry who is P90?

Let's put her out of her misery and eat her. As a bonus it will bother Anja

Yes, it will - you are right there!

eat Harriet??!! NOOOOOO!! *slaps jelgate with a rubber chicken*

*slabs Jelgate with an iron chicken*
Works better!

*uses Anja as human shield*

I wasn't there!

*chains Jel to the oven*

Puts on second chain. Just in case.

[jelgate]

*wraps chain around Anja's*

Why didn't anyone think of this?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I haven't seen the cat since Sunday

I hope he's ok..

[jelgate]

He was delicious

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

...Are you still here? My cat has been very scared of something in the corner of the kitchen today.. but there's nothing there...

[jelgate]

It's the ghost of cow

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But it just started today..

[jelgate]

What's your point?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Why would Cow's ghost show up now?

[jelgate]

To drink our booze of course

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Can Cow's ghost drink?