Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

That would be unwise, I am not a squirrel.

but I am female and that means I run over people in the road!

[Gatefan1976]

True.
I did not doubt you are incompetent enough to do it, just said it would be unwise.

[Annoyed]

but I am female and that means I run over people in the road!

Wrong thread.

[Gatefan1976]

Wrong thread.

it's just proof that in addition to not being able to drive, she cannot think.

[epg20]

nope epg is funny and usually brings light to our thread, but that kind of light he was playing with was dangerous!! He was eating beans

exactly so, now I can't eat my beans without a gas mask, and I like my beans

[Gatefan1976]

How bout some more beans there Mr EPG

[jelgate]

it's just proof that in addition to not being able to drive, she cannot think.

And he can think?

[Gatefan1976]

And he can think?

Doubtful.

[jelgate]

Then we are in agreement. We will settle it with bacon

[Gatefan1976]

*prepares 2 lbs of bacon*

[Anja]

I'll give you shaky premise....*stuffs him into the dryer and turns it on* Ok so maybe that is the tumbling premise....close enough!

He might get wrinkles!

awww poor baby....*fluffs his pillow, tucks him in and kisses his forehead*

I take first night watch!

True.
I did not doubt you are incompetent enough to do it, just said it would be unwise.

But easy!

*prepares 2 lbs of bacon*

*holds out plate (again)*

[jelgate]

*prepares 2 lbs of bacon*

That is not enough

[squirrely1]

it's just proof that in addition to not being able to drive, she cannot think.

well you keep taking my brain cells and then you're shocked when I can't keep up! Give one back!!

exactly so, now I can't eat my beans without a gas mask, and I like my beans

[vdeo=youtube;VPIP9KXdmO0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0[/video]

*puts epg in the Mr. Bean room*

He might get wrinkles!
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meh.... serves him right then he'll be the "old" one.

That is not enough

exactly! That is just my portion! *eats bacon*

[jelgate]

*eats SQ so I can eat the bacon*

[Gatefan1976]

The bacon is gone, I cooked it last night.