Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

You're rabid as well

[squirrely1]

reminds me of the time my English teacher sent my home work to me while I was sick, and she sent her teachers edition instead of my regular book, that made the home work SO much easier, though it was never that difficult, my parents spoke proper English and now me and my sisters speekum heap plenty goodum werdusm. bacon.

as long as you end everything with bacon that is all that matters!

*offers forever home*
But you must get along with my birdies - my dog is well-behaved.

I can offer him two to twenty!

hmmmm can I play with them? *hatches devious plan* :weiranime43:

So you admit you rely on the answer book

there is no answer book for what I do.

You do know that squirrel is rabid, right? That's why she had the price rollback sticker!

no that just means I'm on sale Come on .....good deal on a lovable squirrel right here!!

[Anja]

hmmmm can I play with them? *hatches devious plan* :weiranime43:

Only supervised by doggy!

[Annoyed]

no that just means I'm on sale Come on .....good deal on a lovable squirrel right here!!

But how do you get on with Cats?

[jelgate]

I call bull dren SQ

[squirrely1]

Only supervised by doggy!

nah nah... I can't take orders from a dog......nah...that would be so wrong! Besides....dogs are so .....distracted...they naturally have ADD.

But how do you get on with Cats?

cats are cool. They can't be bothered by anything out of the ordinary.

I call bull dren SQ

are you pulling dren out of your arse again?

[jelgate]

No. I'm not a teacher

[squirrely1]

I think you want to be though. You keep bringing it up.

[jelgate]

I prefer to be useful

[squirrely1]

I prefer to be useful

Then why aren't you? Fetch me some popcorn.

[jelgate]

At work you moron

[squirrely1]

if you are truly a helpful person you would be helpful all the times. It's a character trait.
*waits for popcorn*

[epg20]

cats are cool. They can't be bothered by anything out of the ordinary.

no, they are just self centered.

bow ties are cool.

[Anja]

nah nah... I can't take orders from a dog......nah...that would be so wrong! Besides....dogs are so .....distracted...they naturally have ADD.

Don't worry - she doesn't give orders, she acts immediately when you do sth wrong.

[jelgate]

I can order SQ