Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

We can crush her bones

[squirrely1]

who's bones?

[Gatefan1976]

Anja's

[jelgate]

I meant SQ's bones

[squirrely1]

oh goody if it will reduce me arse then I'm all for it!

[jelgate]

That was the point. If we crush your bones, you can fit into your wheel

[squirrely1]

but will my pelvis still work?

[jelgate]

It never worked before

[epg20]

and so the day of the great turkey slaughter has come, there will be a great disturbance that will ripple through the rib eye knights, this will cause a great out cry of , "WHERE IS THE GRAVY", many of a knight will be forced by their family to cookify their birds at the table with their light sticks, while they await the delivery from the stuffing mines and gravy fields, but the dark side of vegandon constantly looms over planet sirloin many a gravy tanker has ben destroyed by vegandon radish mines, they constantly mine the ports and harbors so the stuffing and gravy never reaches the tables of the rib eye knights and they get blamed for not caring enough about their family and causing the knights so storm out and ruin the great turkey day that so many sirloinins love, but thanks to a recently completed pipeline the gravy and stuffing can flow, and the great turkey day is saved.happy0030.gif

[epg20]

don't forget that old saying no glove no love , so be sure to glove up that turkey in lots of bacon, five or six pounds per bird should do, three pounds inside and three pounds tooth picked to the outside should make that bird so juicy. yes, just for today I will embrace your baconism just to help sooth the jangled nerves of us who now live under the trumpcalypse.

[squirrely1]

HAHA epg gets all the gravy today for that wonderful Turkey Bird Day tale.

[jelgate]

You are his enabler

[epg20]

You are his enabler

what's your point.animal0031.gifanimal0031.gifanimal0031.gifhappy0007.gif

[epg20]

HAHA epg gets all the gravy today for that wonderful Turkey Bird Day tale.

that's cute, I like that.happy0030.gif

[Anja]

We can crush her bones

That's mean - she won't be of any use!
*protects SQ*