Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

Reminds me of Mapp's mod room

[Gatefan1976]

We have triumphed over many mods, there are just two left who stand in our way of total domination.

[jelgate]

I say we fill SQ with beans and stuff her into a wooden horse to send to the mods

[Gatefan1976]

What type of beans?

[squirrely1]

the Trojan SQ? but what if I have to fart...it will get really stinky in there.

[Gatefan1976]

Easy, we will sew your sphincter shut.
Anja can do it.

[jelgate]

The refried kinds

[squirrely1]

Easy, we will sew your sphincter shut.
Anja can do it.

but then I will start throwing up. We've been through this. Plugging all the holes doesn't work!

[Gatefan1976]

but then I will start throwing up. We've been through this. Plugging all the holes doesn't work!

If you start vomiting farts, no one will be able to tell the difference.
I thought of this already, I never said plug -all- the holes, just one specific one.

[squirrely1]

*throws up on GF* whoops

[Gatefan1976]

I am a stay at home dad, you think some vomit will change things?

[squirrely1]

everyone has a breaking point...*locks him in the Dora the Explorer Room*

[Gatefan1976]

Oh please, Dora?

*locks SQ in the joint Teletubby/night garden room

[squirrely1]

please....been there done that....*locks GF in the Wiggles Room putting "Wake UP Jeff" on endless loop*

[jelgate]

I am a stay at home dad, you think some vomit will change things?

You have some strange offspring