Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Annoyed]

Market 'em as dust brushes. No sanitation costs required.

[jelgate]

Meh. Same result

[squirrely1]

*makes one into a torch and waves it at jel*

[jelgate]

*throws water on the torch*

I will always be smarter than you

[squirrely1]

but it's coated with oily lamp oil.....water isn't working....*fire re-kindles ..she waves it some more* HA!

[Anja]

Doggy has one to play with - you can hear Jelly scream when she chews on it!

[jelgate]

*puts a muzzle on Anja*

[squirrely1]

*throws them both a bone*

[jelgate]

*gives the bone to epg*

He is basically a dog. We have established he will eat anything

[squirrely1]

Just don't give him two bones... I would hate to see him try to reconcile that one....like John in Farscape

[jelgate]

Why would I care?

[squirrely1]

well you could do it just to be mean and see what he does.

[jelgate]

You have a valid argument

[squirrely1]

cuz you are mean like that

[jelgate]

Everything I do is because of how the world treats me