Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

ah yes.....that is it and I now want to rewatch Farscape


yes obviously... spam will kill you

We can cry over the Zhaan death together

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Then I do not want to live

*eats spam*

*takes Jel's body to the Evil Lab of Evil*

I'm going to make him look exactly like Muffin and then sit him at the bar..

It's what he would have wanted..

[Annoyed]

Can't you make him into a bottle of cheap whiskey? I would rather see top shelf stuff, but I understand the limitations of what you have to work with.

[jelgate]

*takes Jel's body to the Evil Lab of Evil*

I'm going to make him look exactly like Muffin and then sit him at the bar..

It's what he would have I wanted..

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You'll always have a full bucket of rum..

[jelgate]

You have confused yourself. That's your Annoyed moment

[Nolamom]

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Is Cow drying the plates and putting them away?

[jelgate]

Obviously Nola has gotten confused again. She has a man at the sink not a woman. I blame the teachers

[squirrely1]

We can cry over the Zhaan death together

ah yes make it so.....set up a schedule and we'll begin the rewatch anyone else want to join in?

Obviously Nola has gotten confused again. She has a man at the sink not a woman. I blame the teachers

the woman is at the stove....geeze I know women are great and all but they can't be at both the sink and the stove

[jelgate]

Then they will be tortured in the worst way imaginable. I will sing

[squirrely1]

no there are other more torturous ways....I will run around naked *begins to unzip her fur coat*

[Annoyed]

ah yes make it so.....set up a schedule and we'll begin the rewatch anyone else want to join in?


the woman is at the stove....geeze I know women are great and all but they can't be at both the sink and the stove

They certainly can, with modern kitchen designs where the stove is in the island in the middle of the kitchen. Just use a long enough chain where they can reach both. Get twice the work out of them that way.

[squirrely1]

Ok let's test this out.....*chains Annoyed to the kitchen island*

[jelgate]

I think Annoyed is a crossdresser. Annoyed looks like a man but acts like a woman