Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

Isn't that like having two Mr. SQ

No I'm not gonna marry bacon or cow... I just like to eat them

But both of those paths are closed to you because you are a squirrel. You must choose the way of the nut.

but that is the third path.... silly boys... I travel many paths

[Nolamom]

SQ is wise she may one day travel the eight-fold path to enlightenment

[Annoyed]

Walnuts?

[jelgate]

then the animal rights groups would be after you for polluting the poor fish

I'm the guy who had a barbeque in front of PETA. Do you really think I care what animal rights group do?

[Nolamom]

eco-terrorists can be dangerous

[jelgate]

You forget. I can be dangerous too.

[epg20]

but that is the third path.... silly boys... I travel many paths

the way of the nut is a path that can be a bumpy or smooth one, it all depends on if you have taken your lithium and thorizine cocktail with the required brandy alexander, who is a very nice person, you might even say he is great.

[Anja]

Know what? AIDP is dangerous - believe me I know that now.
And I need bacon - they don't offer it here.
Who gives me some bacon? I'm in desperate need of it!!!!

[Annoyed]

Here, you can have jelgate's stash.

[jelgate]

My bacon is too well guarded

[Anja]

So what? Do I get an extra stash???
Please???
I will be very well-behaved in the time to come - but I need some extras right now!!!
Please, Jelly buddy???

[Annoyed]

I don't think jelgate has any friends when it comes to bacon.. On second thought, he doesn't have any friends, period.

[Anja]

Sorry, but I think there is a little bit of sympathy for me in Jelly's big heart, isn't it?

[Annoyed]

jel doesn't have a heart. It has been replaced with an osmotic micropump.

[Anja]

I'd prefer Jelly himself commenting on this question.