Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Annoyed]

Oh, sure.. do that while she's sleeping. Saves the cost of anesthetics, anyway.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Did you steal the 2x4 again?

[Annoyed]

*hides object behind his back*

[jelgate]

I for one doubt he can even walk with his advanced age

[Nolamom]

My rheumatologist gave me a steroid shot in my hip this morning and said if the pain in my lower back doesn't ease up they will have to refer me to a pain specialist. Oh. Joy.

[jelgate]

*drops PH on Nola's back*

They say she wears a 100 kg

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

They do?

*shakes cane at autocorrect*

[jelgate]

We have to use system of pulleys to move her

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You said it was my new swing set..

[jelgate]

That is what we wanted you to think

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

...So I'm not getting the slide?

[jelgate]

It would break like a crispy slice of bacon

[Annoyed]

No, that was the walk-in shower/bath thing.

[squirrely1]

all this talk of a swing set reminds me of a scene in my Fall Out Game.... We went to a school play yard and yes as you would expect being in the wasteland that this game is set in...the swings and all the playground equipment was all broken down and rusted and grass overgrown, etc. And the companion who was following me at the time MacReady (he's my favorite companion BTW) says.. "I would call dibs on the slide but I'm not up on my tetanus shots" I thought I would crack up. I guess you had to be there.

[jelgate]

I am anywhere that serves bacon. I will always go with the real bacon