Atheism vs. Christianity is like Vegetarianism vs. Bacon.
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Here's another bacon related joke...
Pig Farming Made Easy by Chris. P. Bacon.
Or how about...
In May 1940 as the Germans were invading France.
A small advance party entered a small hamlet.
No one could be seen. The hamlet was deserted...
All except for a Pig, which was found in the centre of the hamlet.
The officer in charge decides to interrogate the pig.
"So Pig. Where is everyone...?"
The Pig just grunts...
"I asked you a question" says the officer...
The Pig grunts again.
The officer snaps... "Answer Pig...! Don't you know we have ways to make you pork..!""What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
To thy own self... Be true
May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!Comment
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"No one expects....
"THE SPANISH BACON!"
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Originally posted by jelgateComment
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Why hasn't a car that runs on bacon grease been invented yetOriginally posted by aretood2Comment
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now there's an idea....*wonders if bacon grease can be refined to gasoline or diesel*.....Originally posted by jelgate View Post
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Maybe bacon grease is the new fuel to power the Stargate!sigpicComment
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It has, but it would be a waste of bacon greaseOriginally posted by jelgate View Post
sigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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There is nothing to fear but bacon itself!
Use the bacon, Luke.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BACON! /Nicholson
It's no longer pi. Pi has been replaced by bacon so bacon is now 3.141596...
What's the opposite of congress? BACON!
Ask NOT what your bacon can do for you, ask what you can do for BACON!
Four score and twenty bacons ago...
The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of BACON!
I am become bacon, destroyer of worlds.
Martin Luther didn't post his 99 thesis, he posted his 99 BACONS!
A well regulated bacon being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and eat bacon, shall not be infringed.Comment
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Sir Francis Bacon argues you are not empirical enough in your pursuit of Bacon truthsigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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Argumentum ad BACONIUM!
Et tu, BACON!
To thine own bacon be true.
You must be the BACON you wish to see in the world.
—Gandhi
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when there is BACON!
--A.A. Milne
To the man who only has a BACON, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow
We are what we repeatedly do; BACON, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what the BACON.
—Basho
Watch your thoughts; they become BACON.
Watch your words; they become BACON.
Watch your actions; they become BACON.
Watch your habits; they become BACON.
Watch your BACON; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you don't eat BACON.
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Bacon...!
The answer to life the universe and everything...!
I'll be having some Chicken wrapped in Bacon at some point this week."What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
To thy own self... Be true
May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!Comment
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