The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

*puts SQ inside PH's head*

You can eat her cookies

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't care anymore. Today has been one huge fight.

Nothing to do with me. But I've still been yelled at by everyone.

I hate this holiday

[squirrely1]

It's cold in here and lonely. *builds a fire*

[jelgate]

HOW DARE YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME!!! NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CARING FOR JELGATE! NOW GET BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND FRY UP SOME BACON!
*chains PH to oven*

[Livestick]

*punches SQ*

[jelgate]

*nods with approval*

[Meaghan]

That's crazy talk. You don't even know how to get rid of a body

Yes I do. It's called melting Arctic sea ice, hungry polar bears and people who piss me off.

[jelgate]

That amateur work. An autopsy would show you as the culpright

[Meaghan]

*sends PH flowers, booze and chocolate*
*leaves charred remains of bacon for Jel*

Culpright maybe......but obviously not the culprit! Besides, there are other options up here.....

[jelgate]

Blasphemy. You burned bacon

*locks Meaghan in my bathroom*

[Meaghan]

*picks locks*

That was way too easy.

[jelgate]

Silly Meaghan. The smells of the bathroom are making her hallucinate. To think I would use simple locks

[Meaghan]

Simple enough. After all, if the smell in the bathroom is that bad, must be even worse where you are to think that you're smarter than you are.

*walks off, and takes all the bacon*

[jelgate]

Simple enough. After all, if the smell in the bathroom is that bad, must be even worse where you are to think that you're smarter than you are.

*walks off, and takes all the bacon*

This is where your argument falls apart

[Princess Awinita]

Simple enough. After all, if the smell in the bathroom is that bad, must be even worse where you are to think that you're smarter than you are.

*walks off, and takes all the bacon*

DON T DO THAT!!

Take the bacon and pretty much the whole place will kill you