The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

No my bacon!!

You don't deserve the bacon

[squirrely1]

We each have our own. It's called equal bacon rights.

[jelgate]

You don't have any rights

[squirrely1]

its cuz I'm a squirrel
Isn't it? . I thought you were Mr. Honorable?

[jelgate]

Their is no dishonor in eating your prey

[squirrely1]

Never underestimate us little squirrels. We have friends in high places.

[jelgate]

And yet I still cut off your tail

[squirrely1]

So what. I know why you want it. To put it on your bald head.

[Annoyed]

Never underestimate us little squirrels. We have friends in high places.

They're going to need them if they try to take up residence in my garage again this winter.

[jelgate]

Shoot them with your gun and then we can eat them

[Annoyed]

I'm far too lazy to do it that way. There are better ways of killing than guns anyway.
I wonder what electrocution would do to the quality of the meat.

[jelgate]

It ruins the meat

[Annoyed]

Ah. sorta like what a microwave will do to a ribeye.

[jelgate]

You microwaved a perfectly good steak? Blasphemy

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Muffin?