The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Shanthaia]

*wanders in*

*shakes head and orders bubble tea*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*wanders in*

*shakes head and orders bubble tea*

!! You're back!

*waves Iguana at Shan*

[jelgate]

*wanders in*

*shakes head and orders bubble tea*

Some things never change

*declares it Cantina Mating Season*

It was Shan's favorite. I'll be in the Panic Room

[Shanthaia]

*facepalms*

what impression have I left... I am back for 30 seconds and it is about sex and iguanas...

*goes into corner to get life crisis*

[jelgate]

I was in the panic room making toys for the little Shan/PH abominations. You don't like them?

[Shanthaia]

If I am procreating at all, then with you jel

[jelgate]

I should have you know I am a terrible father. I think I abandoned an infant on the side of the freeway. Or was that PH?

[Shanthaia]

jel, i am only following already established patterns - there is a reason why you walked right into the panic room

*slurps bubble tea while looking for her iguana*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

If I am procreating at all, then with you jel

But... but...

[jelgate]

Because PH would be a better father?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Because PH would be a better father?

I'll need WP's moustache..

[Shanthaia]

Because PH would be a better father?

lets not go into this direction, please...

It appears there is a lack of iguanas...*puts a pot plant onto her head instead*

[jelgate]

And a cigar. Its what men do when one of their own become parents.

[jelgate]

It appears there is a lack of iguanas...*puts a pot plant onto her head instead*

Well you see, I was hungry.....

[Shanthaia]

*adds a cigar to the pot plant*

Am I doing this right?