The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Britta]

That doesn't apply to me, I have meta-plot armour.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I can fly!

*floats around Cantina*

[jelgate]

That doesn't apply to me, I have meta-plot armour.

Denial and making up things that don't exist? Hey PH, I think we found a new GB.

[Britta]

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Denial and making up things that don't exist? Hey PH, I think we found a new GB.

Should I get a Home Planet sticker to put on her?

[jelgate]

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

That's called a fantasy

Should I get a Home Planet sticker to put on her?

No. This GB has different delusion.

*puts a "Property of Jelgate" sticker on Britta*

[Britta]

That's called a fantasy

When it comes to deities there's a disclaimer: "Lines between perception, desire and reality may become blurred, redundant, or interchangeable."

*puts a "Property of Jelgate" sticker on Britta*

Hands off, pal!

[jelgate]

Good thing you are not a deity then.

[Britta]

Oh Jelly, whatever am I going to do with you....

*grabs sledgehammer*

[jelgate]

Amateur.

*blows up the thread*

[Meaghan]

*reconstructs thread*

*bubblewraps Mistress*

Amateurs!

[jelgate]

*superheats plastic*

[Annoyed]

*reconstructs thread*

*bubblewraps Mistress*

Amateurs!

I realize the water filter may not be quite sane, nobody here is. But I don't really think a padded straightjacket is needed, do you?

[jelgate]

I am sane

[Annoyed]

I am sane

Ah, this must be some previously unknown definition of the word "sane" then.