The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Britta]

*Grabs world map* *Jumps out window*

Fear not, I am but a humble deity of liquid filtering contrivances.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Excellent! Ukko, use headbutt! *Runs head first into a sign post*

*pokes Ukko with a stick* ..I think this means I won..

*gets operating table* We can make him better than he was before!

....I only have CJ parts left in the spare parts freezer..

[jelgate]

Excellent! Ukko, use headbutt! *Runs head first into a sign post*

Jelgate, use Greed. *steals Ukko's wallet*

[Ukko]

Fear not, I am but a humble deity of liquid filtering contrivances.

Thats what they say, thats how it starts. But soon the disappearances start. A sock here, an Indominus Rex there. Creaky floors, one slice of bread, partly buttered. Partly!! And then, and then it runs all the way across the room and your stuck with a broken fan and nothing to wear on your left big toe. Too many holes in the spoon and it all turns a little warmer than it was 11 minutes ago. I see exactly whats happened here. Oh yes. All this time without the, sane, calm, steady and benevolent guiding hand of Ukko, the asylums have gained control of the lunatic. But no more, fear not Ukko is here once more.
*Lays down epicly*

[Ukko]

*pokes Ukko with a stick* ..I think this means I won..

*gets operating table* We can make him better than he was before!

....I only have CJ parts left in the spare parts freezer..

Ukko, use Thunder!! *Sleeps*

Jelgate, use Greed. *steals Ukko's wallet*

My drachma!!

[jelgate]

Your army of pregnant women is lacking

[Ukko]

Your army of pregnant women is lacking

They are train my new mounted triceratops division.

[Britta]

Thats what they say, thats how it starts. But soon the disappearances start. A sock here, an Indominus Rex there. Creaky floors, one slice of bread, partly buttered. Partly!! And then, and then it runs all the way across the room and your stuck with a broken fan and nothing to wear on your left big toe. Too many holes in the spoon and it all turns a little warmer than it was 11 minutes ago. I see exactly whats happened here. Oh yes. All this time without the, sane, calm, steady and benevolent guiding hand of Ukko, the asylums have gained control of the lunatic. But no more, fear not Ukko is here once more.
*Lays down epicly*

Did you forget to take your meds?

[Ukko]

Did you forget to take your meds?

I have eaten at least 6 medals today. You know, some people called Ukko unstable, said he was a madman. But strangely no one has seen or heard from any of them since then... *Puts arm around Britta* Oh yes, we are going to get along just fine *Pats shoulder* Come, i will show you this dark windowless room filled with sharp pointy things. Its really quite interesting.

[jelgate]

I have eaten at least 6 medals today. You know, some people called Ukko unstable, said he was a madman. But strangely no one has seen or heard from any of them since then... *Puts arm around Britta* Oh yes, we are going to get along just fine *Pats shoulder* Come, i will show you this dark windowless room filled with sharp pointy things. Its really quite interesting.

Its time for a Cantina wedding

[Britta]

*smites Ukko*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Did you forget to take your meds?

PH no longer takes meds..

PH stopped taking painkillers the day PH had surgery

[jelgate]

You need your antidepressants

[Nolamom]

more drugs for everybody!!

[jelgate]

This is why the education system is failing us. The teachers are on drugs. I bet they blame the administration.